Can you share some funny military flying stories?

Sure. Once, I was on a flight and there was a little kid who thought he could fly like Superman in the aisle. He ran up and down with his arms stretched out, making everyone laugh.

Sure. There was a story about a new recruit who got confused during a drill. Instead of saluting the officer, he accidentally waved at him like greeting a friend. Everyone had a good laugh.

In a military exercise, a group of soldiers were supposed to be sneaking up on the 'enemy'. But one soldier accidentally stepped on a branch and made a loud crack. Instead of being scolded, his comrades started making animal - like noises to pretend they were just some wild animals in the forest, which turned the situation into a really funny one.

In one military unit, there was a competition for the best - kept uniform. One soldier was so determined to win that he ironed his uniform until it was extremely stiff. But when he tried to march, his uniform made cracking noises with every step, which amused everyone around.

Once, a military aviation unit was doing a drill. One of the new recruits got so nervous that he saluted the plane instead of the commanding officer. Everyone had a good laugh about it later. And it became a sort of inside joke in that unit.

Sure. There was a story about a drill sergeant who accidentally tripped over his own bootlace during a parade inspection. He was in the middle of giving a strict speech about discipline and then suddenly tumbled forward. All the recruits had to hold in their laughter.

Sure. There was a story about a military pilot who accidentally released a flock of seagulls from the plane's landing gear compartment during takeoff. The seagulls were startled and flew all around the plane, causing quite a comical sight for those on the ground.

Once, in basic training, new recruits were made to do a "funny" march. They had to march while making animal noises. It was a strange but hilarious sight as soldiers were roaring like lions and quacking like ducks all in unison.

There was this military recruiter at a high school fair. He had all these cool displays and brochures. A student came up and asked if he could bring his pet snake with him if he joined. The recruiter was a bit taken aback but quickly said, 'Well, we don't have a snake - friendly barracks.' The student then started arguing that his snake was very well - behaved. It made for quite an amusing exchange.

During a military exercise, a group of British soldiers got lost in the countryside. Instead of panicking, they found a local farmer. They asked for directions in their formal military way which confused the farmer so much. In the end, they had to follow the farmer's dog to find their way back. It was quite a comical situation considering they were trained military personnel.