Do you have more funny INTJ stories?
I heard about an INTJ at a work meeting. The topic was about office decor, which most people were approaching casually. But the INTJ presented a whole presentation on how the color of the walls could affect productivity, the optimal layout for different departments based on their functions, and how certain types of furniture could either enhance or detract from the overall work environment. It was funny seeing the others' reactions as they were not expecting such a detailed and logical take on something as simple as office decor.
An INTJ was on a road trip with friends. While the others were excited about the scenic views and stops, the INTJ was more interested in the efficiency of the route. They kept calculating the optimal speed, breaks, and fuel consumption. When they finally shared their detailed calculations with the group, everyone had a good laugh at how seriously the INTJ took the logistics of the trip. But in the end, their calculations actually made the trip go very smoothly.
Can you share some funny INTJ stories?
Sure. One funny INTJ story is about an INTJ in a group project. The INTJ had a very detailed plan in mind right from the start. While the other group members were still brainstorming randomly, the INTJ calmly presented a fully - fledged plan with timelines and task allocations. It was funny how the others were a bit stunned at first by the INTJ's efficiency and preparedness.
Do you have more funny homophobic karma stories?
Sure. There was this man who mocked a gay pride parade every year. One year, he got lost and ended up right in the middle of the parade by mistake. He was so embarrassed as people around him were all celebrating and having a great time. It was like karma made him face what he had been so against.
Do you have more funny autism stories to tell?
Yes. There was an autistic boy who loved to line up his toys in a very specific order. One day, his sister accidentally knocked them over. Instead of getting mad, he started to re - line them up in a new pattern that was even more complex. He was so focused on it, with his tongue sticking out a bit, and his face all scrunched up in concentration. It was hilarious to watch.
Do you have more short powerful funny stories?
Yes. A woman went to the library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, 'Fiction or non - fiction?' Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Do you have any more funny coronavirus stories?
A little boy was doing online classes during lockdown. His cat walked across his keyboard and somehow muted the teacher and turned on a bunch of crazy emojis on the screen. The whole class was in stitches. His mom had to come and fix it while also trying not to laugh too hard.
Do you have more Free Funny Thanksgiving Stories?
In a small town, there was a Thanksgiving parade. One float had a big inflatable turkey on it. But halfway through the parade, the wind caught the turkey and it started flying away. The people on the float were chasing after it, and the onlookers were laughing hysterically. Eventually, they caught the turkey and were able to continue the parade. It was a very funny and unexpected moment during Thanksgiving.
Do you have any more funny high at work stories?
Yes. There was a time when we had a team - building exercise that involved building the tallest tower out of marshmallows and toothpicks. One team made a tower that was so lopsided it looked like it was about to fall over any second. But they were so proud of it and named it 'The Leaning Tower of Marshmallow'. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any more funny true or false stories?
True story: A man tried to teach his dog to sing by howling himself. The dog just stared at him like he was crazy. It was really funny. False: There's this false story that a cloud once fell to the ground and turned into a giant marshmallow. Clouds are made of water vapor and can't do that.
Do you have any more funny true Halloween stories?
Yes. A group of friends went to a haunted house on Halloween. One of them was so scared that instead of running out of the house, he ran into a wall. His nose was all red and swollen, but the rest of the group couldn't stop laughing. He was fine though, just a bit embarrassed.
Do you have any more short funny mom stories?
Yes. My mom went to the grocery store wearing two different shoes by mistake. One was a sneaker and the other was a slipper. She didn't notice until the cashier pointed it out. She was so embarrassed but we all found it really funny.