Tell me a funny dad joke story.
Well, there was this dad who told his daughter, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!' It's a simple yet really funny dad joke that can be part of a story if you imagine the dad telling it during dinner and everyone at the table groaning and then laughing.
Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'
Tell me a funny joke story.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
Tell me a funny summer joke story.
A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'
Tell me a funny christmas joke story.
Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.
Tell me a short funny joke story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you tell me a joke or a funny story?
A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Tell me a short and funny joke story, please.
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Tell me a funny old man joke story.
An old man was sitting on his porch when a young boy came by. The old man said, 'I used to be able to jump over that fence right there when I was your age.' The boy looked at the tall fence and said, 'You must have been really good at jumping, sir.' The old man just chuckled and said, 'Well, actually, the fence was a lot shorter back then!'
Tell me a really funny parrot joke story.
A parrot was staying with an old lady. The old lady always watched soap operas. One day, during a really dramatic scene, the parrot started repeating all the lines the actors were saying. It was so funny because it was adding its own parrot squawks in between the lines. The old lady couldn't stop laughing and from then on, she thought the parrot was the best company for her TV time.