Share some interesting Little Johnny jokes and stories.

Well, one story could be about Little Johnny in school. The teacher asks the class what their fathers do for a living. Little Johnny says his father is a magician. The teacher asks how he knows. Little Johnny says, 'Because he turns our TV dinners into real dinners every night!'

Well, we could have 'Little Johnny Jokes - The Hilarious School Adventures'. For example, there's the one where Little Johnny is asked in class what a kangaroo's baby is called. He says 'A Joey' and then adds 'Just like my mom calls me Joey sometimes when I'm jumping around the house!'.

One common one is when Little Johnny tries to do something funny and it backfires in a hilarious way. Like when he tries to imitate a superhero and ends up getting stuck.

Here's one: Little Johnny tells his mom he wants to be a doctor when he grows up. His mom asks why and he says, 'Because then I can tell people they have ugly babies!' Hahaha!

In school, the teacher was teaching about the solar system. She asked Little Johnny, 'If you were on the moon and threw a ball, what would happen?' Little Johnny said, 'I'd lose it! There are so many craters it would just disappear!'

Perhaps in these stories, Little Johnny gets involved in a school mock - election. He decides to run for class president. At first, he thinks it's all about being popular, but as he starts campaigning, he discovers the importance of having ideas and plans for the class. He learns about making promises and trying to keep them, just like real politicians do. This experience makes him more interested in the wider political world outside of school.

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock. Funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There is a joke story about a snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' And here is another. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor replies, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man says, 'Ever since I was a puppy.'

A joke goes like this. What's brown and sticky? A stick. It's a very short and straightforward joke that plays on the obvious connection between 'brown and sticky' and a'stick'.

Joke: A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells, 'We got him!' It's a bit of a play on different perspectives rather than directly sexual but a clean joke related to the idea of a 'joke story'.