Can you share some funny sermon jokes stories?

Sure. One funny sermon story is about a pastor who was preaching about kindness. Mid - sermon, a dog wandered into the church and started chasing its tail right in front of the altar. The pastor just laughed and said, 'Well, there's an example of pure, unadulterated joy right there, which is a form of kindness to oneself.'

Sure. One funny sermon story is about a pastor who was trying to illustrate the concept of forgiveness. He used the example of a dog that had chewed up his favorite shoes. Instead of getting angry, he forgave the dog. And the dog then brought him a bone as if it knew it was forgiven.

Another funny story for a sermon illustration might be about a church mouse. The pastor was talking about how everyone has a role in the church community. He told of this little mouse that lived in the church. The mouse thought it was too small to be of any use. But one day, it noticed a piece of bread that had fallen near the altar. The mouse dragged it away, keeping the church clean. This shows that even the smallest among us can contribute.

One funny story is about a pastor who got the groom's name wrong during the sermon. He called him by the name of the groom's old high school rival. Everyone had a good laugh when the groom corrected him, and the pastor joked that he was just testing if the groom was paying attention.

One funny Christmas sermon story is about a pastor who was trying to explain the concept of the star that led the wise men. He accidentally said 'the star that led the wise guys' instead. The whole congregation burst into laughter and it lightened the mood of the sermon.

One funny Easter sermon story is about a pastor who was trying to explain the concept of resurrection. He brought a little chick into the church. The chick was supposed to represent new life. But during the sermon, the chick got loose and started running all over the pews. Everyone was laughing as the pastor chased it around, but it also made the point in a very memorable way about how new life can be unexpected and full of energy.

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'