Can you share a really funny story about screwing with scammers?

A friend of mine once got a call from a scammer pretending to be from the tax office. My friend, being quite clever, started asking the scammer all sorts of strange questions about their own tax situation. He then started giving really outlandish answers about his own finances. The scammer was clearly not prepared for this and after a long, convoluted conversation, just hung up. It was a great example of how you can screw with scammers by being unpredictable.

Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'

A funny story tells that Washington was once trying to teach his young nephew some manners. He demonstrated how to properly bow and greet someone. But his nephew's dog ran between them at that moment and tripped Washington, causing him to fall forward in an ungraceful manner. His nephew couldn't help but laugh, and Washington himself had to chuckle at the unexpected turn of events. This story shows his relationship with his family in a more light - hearted way and gives us a moment of humor related to the Founding Father.

Sure. A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It seemed to be in its own little world, spinning around and around. The owner was laughing so hard, but the cat was completely oblivious and just kept going like it was on a very important mission.

There was a dog that saw its own reflection in a mirror for the first time. It thought it was another dog and started barking and running around the mirror, trying to find a way to get to the 'other dog'. It was so funny to watch as it just couldn't figure out what was going on. Stupid, but cute and funny.

Sure. There was a girl who entered a costume party. She was dressed as a mermaid. However, when she tried to sit down, the big fin of her costume got stuck in a chair. She wiggled and wriggled trying to free herself while everyone around her was in stitches.

Sure. A young man decided to send his crush a singing Valentine's telegram. He was so nervous that when the time came to sing, he completely forgot the words. Instead, he started making up his own lyrics which were a jumbled mess of love clichés and made - up words. His crush found it so endearing and funny that they ended up going on a date.

Sure. There was this insomniac. He was lying in bed, tossing and turning. Then he noticed a shadow on the wall that looked like a monster. Instead of being scared, he started making faces at it. He made the monster shadow do all kinds of crazy poses. Eventually, he got so into it that he forgot he was supposed to be trying to sleep, and he just had a great time playing with the 'shadow monster'.

In a concert hall, a man thought he heard the singer say his name during the show. He got all excited and started jumping up and down, trying to get the singer's attention. But when he calmed down and really listened, he realized the singer was actually singing a different word that just sounded like his name in the echoey hall. It was quite a comical scene and his friends still tease him about it.