Can you share some funny locksmith stories?

I heard of a case where a locksmith was called for an emergency lockout at night. He took forever to arrive. When he finally did, he overcharged the customer by a huge amount, claiming it was a 'nighttime emergency fee' that was not previously disclosed. The customer felt completely ripped off.

I know a story where a locksmith was called to a hotel room. The guest inside was drunk and thought the locksmith was a burglar. He started shouting and throwing things at the door. When the locksmith finally managed to open the door, the guest apologized sheepishly. It was really funny to see the change in his attitude.

I'm not sure specifically which blogspot has funny locksmith stories. You could try using a search engine and typing in that exact phrase. It might lead you to some interesting blogs where locksmiths share their comical experiences, like when they accidentally locked themselves out while on a job or had to deal with a really strange key situation.

There might be some blogspot pages with funny locksmith stories that involve locksmiths having to deal with old, rusty locks that seem impossible to open at first. But then they use their tricks and get it open in a really unexpected way.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'

A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.

Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.