What are some of the best dirty jokes stories?

Sharing dirty jokes is inappropriate, so I can't provide relevant content. However, I can share a funny clean joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Sharing such jokes and stories involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant answers.

Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.

Jokes with dirty content are inappropriate, so I can't provide them. But I can tell you a funny clean short story. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and asked his father, 'Dad, what are those things under the penguin?' His father replied, 'Those are its feet.' The little boy was confused and said, 'But they look like flippers to me!'

Well, one could be Santa getting stuck in the chimney and making some rather inappropriate remarks.

Well, here's one: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

One funny dirty joke in comics could be when a character walks into a bar and makes a hilarious but inappropriate comment about the bartender.

Here's one for you. A duck walks into a bar and asks, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck says, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck says, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No, we don't have any bread!' The duck says, 'Good. Then got any dirty cartoon jokes?' This one's kind of funny and a bit offbeat.

Well, there's one about a duck that walks into a bar and... Oh, never mind, it's too dirty to share!

I'm not really familiar with such jokes. It's not a good idea to look for or share such content as it might not be appropriate or respectful.