Can you share a really funny tattoo shop story?

Sure. A tattoo artist once told me about a client who wanted a tattoo of a tarantula on their face. Yes, on their face! The artist tried to talk the client out of it, but they were very insistent. Eventually, the artist did it, but it was such a strange and risky request.

Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'

There's this friend of mine who decided to get a tattoo of his favorite quote in a very small font on his wrist. But when the tattoo was done, the font was so tiny that it was almost unreadable. He always has to explain it to people and it makes for a really funny situation. People often joke that he should have used a magnifying glass before getting the tattoo.

One time, a customer came in asking for a tattoo of a dolphin. But when the artist showed the design, the customer said, 'That's not my dolphin! My dolphin has a top hat and a monocle!' It was so unexpected and made everyone in the shop laugh.

Sure. There was a girl who entered a costume party. She was dressed as a mermaid. However, when she tried to sit down, the big fin of her costume got stuck in a chair. She wiggled and wriggled trying to free herself while everyone around her was in stitches.

Sure. A young man decided to send his crush a singing Valentine's telegram. He was so nervous that when the time came to sing, he completely forgot the words. Instead, he started making up his own lyrics which were a jumbled mess of love clichés and made - up words. His crush found it so endearing and funny that they ended up going on a date.

Sure. There was this insomniac. He was lying in bed, tossing and turning. Then he noticed a shadow on the wall that looked like a monster. Instead of being scared, he started making faces at it. He made the monster shadow do all kinds of crazy poses. Eventually, he got so into it that he forgot he was supposed to be trying to sleep, and he just had a great time playing with the 'shadow monster'.

In a concert hall, a man thought he heard the singer say his name during the show. He got all excited and started jumping up and down, trying to get the singer's attention. But when he calmed down and really listened, he realized the singer was actually singing a different word that just sounded like his name in the echoey hall. It was quite a comical scene and his friends still tease him about it.

Well, here's one. There was a group of friends who decided to have a race in supermarket carts. They started from one end of the store and zoomed down the aisles. People were looking at them like they were nuts. At one point, they knocked over a display of toilet paper rolls and they all ended up in a big heap of laughter and toilet paper. It was really a crazy and funny story.