What are some of the funniest things that can happen at a dinner party?

The funniest thing could be when someone tries to dive gracefully but ends up doing a belly flop so hard that it makes a huge splash and the whole pool shakes. Another is when people play marco polo and the person who is 'it' keeps running into the pool walls because they are so disoriented.

One funny thing is when the Christmas tree falls over. At a party I was at, someone accidentally bumped into the tree while dancing. All the ornaments went flying and everyone just froze for a second before bursting into laughter. Then we all helped put it back up together.

One funny thing is when you do a blindfolded make - over on the bride - to - be. The results can be absolutely hilarious. I once saw a bride end up with bright blue lipstick and neon eye shadow.

At a frat party, they had a petting zoo once. There were some small goats and a pig. One of the frat guys thought it would be funny to try and ride the pig. Well, the pig had other ideas and started running around with the guy hanging on for dear life. It was like a wild rodeo scene right in the middle of the party.

Funny things at Thanksgiving dinner? Oh, there are plenty. For example, if there's a new cook in the family trying to make the mashed potatoes and they end up lumpy as rocks. Everyone tries to be polite and eat them, but the looks on their faces are priceless. Or when the kids put on a little Thanksgiving play during dinner and one of them forgets their lines and just starts making up a story about a talking turkey. It always brings laughter to the table. Also, sometimes the gravy turns out too salty and everyone makes a big fuss about who's going to be brave enough to try it first.

At a turkey dinner, sometimes people start making up really silly stories about the turkey. Like it was a super - hero turkey that flew all the way to the table. And then everyone adds to the story, and it turns into this really crazy and funny tale. It makes the dinner so much more enjoyable as everyone is sharing in the laughter.

Another funny thing that can happen at a 60th birthday party is when the family arranges for a photo booth. People start making all kinds of goofy faces and poses. And when they look at the printed photos later, it's a riot. Also, the older relatives trying to dance to the latest pop music can be a very humorous sight as they try to keep up with the rhythm but often end up doing their own unique dance moves.

One funny thing is when a customer falls asleep while getting their hair dyed. They wake up with a strange color on part of their hair because they moved in their sleep. For example, a guy once woke up with bright pink patches on his head instead of the planned blonde.

In a marriage, sometimes the way a couple argues can be funny. For example, my neighbor couple once had an argument about what to have for dinner. They started making really exaggerated points about pizza vs. burgers, and they ended up making each other laugh instead of being angry.

When people start playing games at a BBQ, like a water balloon fight. And then someone accidentally throws a water balloon at the grill, causing a big hiss and steam cloud. Everyone panics for a second thinking the grill is exploding, but it's just the water hitting the hot coals. Another funny thing is when a dog manages to steal a piece of meat from the grill and runs away with it, leaving everyone chasing after it.