Tell me some very short funny ghost stories.

A ghost was haunting a library. It wanted to spook a student but accidentally knocked over a whole stack of books on itself. The student just laughed and helped the 'invisible' being pick up the books.

A girl walked through an old cemetery. Suddenly, she felt a cold hand on her shoulder. She turned around but saw no one. Then she heard a whisper in her ear saying 'Leave this place'. She ran as fast as she could. The feeling of being watched followed her all the way home.

Once upon a time, a ghost tried to scare a cat. But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended that it vanished immediately.

One very scary ghost story is about a haunted house. There was an old mansion on the outskirts of town. People said that at midnight, you could see a figure in white floating through the hallways. A young couple once decided to explore it. As they entered, the temperature dropped suddenly. They heard strange whispers and creaking sounds. When they reached the attic, they saw a pair of glowing eyes in the dark. Terrified, they ran out and never went back again.

One very scary ghost story is about an old, abandoned asylum. People say that at night, you can hear the screams of the patients who once suffered there. A group of teenagers once decided to explore it. As they walked through the dark corridors, cold hands seemed to touch their necks, and they saw shadowy figures moving around. They ran out in terror and never went back.

There was a haunted house where a friendly ghost lived. This ghost loved to play pranks, like moving the furniture around when the family was asleep. But instead of being frightened, the family found it hilarious because the ghost always arranged the furniture in the silliest ways, like putting the sofa on top of the dining table.

I walked into an old house. A cold wind blew. I saw a white figure. I ran.

One very scary ghost story is about the old abandoned asylum. People say that at night, you can hear the screams of the patients who once suffered there. The cold hallways are haunted by the ghosts of those who died in cruel treatments.

One very horrible ghost story is about the haunted mansion on the hill. People who enter at night often hear strange whispers and see shadowy figures. There are reports of cold spots that seem to follow you around. It is said that a long - time ago, a family was brutally murdered there, and their spirits are trapped, seeking revenge on anyone who disturbs their resting place.

There was a little mouse who was always boasting about how brave he was. One day, he saw a cat and said, 'I'm not afraid of you!' and he started making loud noises. The cat just looked at him and said, 'You're not even on my menu today, little mouse.' And the mouse was left feeling a bit silly. This short story is humorous as it shows the mouse's overconfidence and the cat's nonchalant response.