Can you share some very short funny ghost stories?

Once upon a time, a ghost tried to scare a cat. But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended that it vanished immediately.

Here's another. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This is short and funny as it gives fish the ability to talk and have a humorous misunderstanding about their environment which is a tank not a vehicle.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sure. There was a ghost who was very shy. He was haunting an old house but every time someone came in, he would hide in the closet. One day, a little girl moved in. She started talking to the closet, saying she knew he was there and wanted to be friends. The ghost was so surprised that he finally came out and they ended up playing hide - and - seek together.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who was very bad at haunting. He would always accidentally pass through walls into the wrong rooms. One time, he ended up in a room full of puppies. Instead of scaring them, the puppies chased him around, thinking he was a new plaything.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who moved into an old house. At night, she heard strange scratching noises. She peeked out of her room and saw a small white figure scurrying across the hall. It turned out to be a friendly little ghost cat that just liked to play pranks.

One night, a girl was home alone. She heard a strange scratching at the window. When she looked, there was a pale face with hollow eyes staring in. She screamed but when she blinked, it disappeared. Ever since, she always felt like she was being watched.

A hiker got lost in the woods and found an abandoned cabin. As he entered, it was freezing cold. He saw a rocking chair moving on its own. Suddenly, he heard a faint whisper saying 'leave this place'. But his curiosity got the better of him. Then, the door slammed shut, and he felt a cold breath on his neck. Terrified, he managed to break a window and escape.