What are the most interesting funny debt collection stories you've heard?

There is a story of a witch who lost her broomstick. She had to walk everywhere, and she was so used to flying that she kept tripping over things. When she tried to cast spells on people to steal their bikes or scooters, she always got the spells wrong and ended up turning people's hats into frogs or their umbrellas into snakes. It was both scary for those she targeted and hilarious for onlookers.

I heard of a cosplay couple. The guy was cosplaying a huge, hulking monster and the girl was a tiny fairy. They were walking around the con when the guy accidentally knocked over a display with his big costume. They both stood there looking so shocked and then started laughing. It was really a comical moment. There was also the time when a group of cosplayers were doing a skit based on their favorite movie. One of them was supposed to be a very elegant character but his costume's long train got stepped on by another cosplayer and he went tumbling forward in a very un - elegant way.

In a particular submarine, the captain had a pet parrot. One day, during a drill, the parrot started squawking 'Dive! Dive!' louder than the alarm. It really startled the crew at first but then they all found it extremely funny. The parrot became the unofficial mascot of the submarine after that.

I heard about a stoned man who thought his reflection in the mirror was a clone. He started arguing with it, asking why it was copying him. He even tried to give it different hairstyles by messing with his own hair. It was so funny because he was so serious about it.

Well, I heard about a family who moved into a new house. Every night, they would hear strange scratching noises coming from the attic. One day they went up there to investigate and found a family of raccoons had made a little home among the old boxes. They ended up having to call animal control to relocate the raccoons, but it was a really strange discovery.

A person with mysophobia (fear of germs) was at a party. They saw someone dip their finger in the dip and then put it back. They were so horrified that they ran to the bathroom to wash their hands multiple times. Their horrified look was quite a sight. Well, while their fear might be real, their reaction was overly dramatic in that party situation.

At a whisky festival, there was a man who thought he had found the most expensive whisky there. He was bragging to everyone about it. But when he finally tasted it, he made a face like he had bitten into a lemon. Turns out, he had misread the label and it was just a cheap, poorly made whisky. His embarrassment was quite funny.

One funny story is when a company was recruiting for a marketing role. They had a 'guess the product' game in the interview. They showed some really odd and old - fashioned products. One candidate guessed them all wrong but in the most hilarious ways. For example, he thought an antique hair curler was a musical instrument. Despite not getting the answers right, his creativity made the interviewers consider him.

One of the funniest flu stories was from a family. The dad had the flu and was trying to make himself some soup. But because he was so dizzy, he put salt instead of sugar in his coffee. And then he wondered why his coffee tasted so strange. When he realized his mistake, he just laughed it off. These kinds of stories show that even when we're sick with the flu, we can have some really comical moments.

A man once tried to teach his parrot to say 'hello' but the parrot learned to say 'goodbye' instead. And whenever someone came to visit, the parrot would keep saying 'goodbye' in a really loud voice. It was a strange but funny situation. This went on for weeks until the man finally gave up and just accepted that his parrot was a bit of an oddball.