What are the most hilarious Costco funny stories you've heard?

I heard about a recruitment event where the interview panel was really strict. One candidate, instead of getting nervous, told a series of really bad dad jokes. For example, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' At first, the panel was a bit taken aback, but then they couldn't stop laughing. He didn't get the job, but his story became quite famous in the company.

I heard a story of a lady on keto. She went to a restaurant and ordered a steak, which was great for keto. But when the side dishes came, she thought the mashed cauliflower was regular mashed potatoes. She took a big bite and made a face because she was expecting the taste of potatoes. It was really funny when she realized her mistake.

One of the most hilarious ones I've heard was a student who brought their lunch in a big paper bag. During the break, they opened it and found out that the sandwich had squished all over their study materials. Another is about a test - taker who got their pen stuck in their hair while trying to quickly put it away to start the next section. And then there was a student who started singing a song softly to themselves to calm their nerves, but didn't realize how loud they were getting until the people around them started giving them strange looks.

I heard a story where a player thought they could hide in a bush that was actually a decorative bush that didn't provide any cover. The enemy saw them right away and just walked up and killed them while they were still crouched there, thinking they were hidden. It was so silly.

I heard about a boy who was trying to be funny in class. He held in his farts all day until he got to the front of the class to give a presentation. Right as he started, he let out a series of short, sharp farts. The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher couldn't keep a straight face either.

A new nurse was in a rush to get to a patient's room. She opened the door without knocking and walked in on a patient doing a very energetic dance routine. The patient was so embarrassed at first but then they both ended up laughing about it. The nurse even joined in for a bit. It was a really funny and unexpected moment in the hospital.

A man in his 80s decided he wanted to learn skateboarding. His family thought he was crazy. But he was determined. He would practice in his driveway and kept falling. But he never gave up. Eventually, he could do some basic moves. It was so funny to see an old man on a skateboard.

Well, I heard of a metalhead who was at a family gathering. His family was very conservative. He showed up wearing his full metal gear - spikes, chains, and all. His grandma thought he was some sort of knight and kept asking him if he was going to slay dragons. It was really funny seeing him trying to explain what metal was to his grandma without scaring her too much.

A man tried to lose weight by running up and down the stairs in his office building during lunch break. One day, he tripped and rolled all the way down. Thankfully, he wasn't seriously hurt. After that, he decided to find a safer way to exercise. He joined a gym instead. It was really funny but also a bit of a wake - up call for him to be more careful while exercising for weight loss.

I heard a story where a CNA was pushing a patient in a wheelchair to the garden. Along the way, a squirrel ran in front of them and the patient started making squirrel noises to try and communicate with it. The CNA was trying so hard not to laugh. Another story was about a CNA who tried to sing a lullaby to a patient to help them sleep but ended up forgetting the words and making up the silliest lyrics.