Can you share some funny wedding speech stories?

There was this time when the groom was trying to be a handyman around the house. He decided to fix a leaky faucet. Instead of fixing it, he made it worse and water sprayed all over the kitchen. The bride came home to find him soaked and the kitchen flooded. But it's these kind of clumsy moments that make their relationship so endearing.

Once, at a school speech competition, a little girl was talking about her pet dog. But she got so nervous that she said her dog could fly like a bird. Everyone thought it was hilarious. She then realized her mistake and started laughing too. This made her speech even more memorable and funny.

Sure. There was this one wedding where the officiant started by saying he lost his notes but remembered the most important part - the couple's love. Then he told a story about how the groom first saw the bride at a coffee shop. He was so nervous he spilled his coffee all over himself when she smiled at him. And the bride just laughed and helped him clean up. That chance encounter led to their beautiful journey to the altar.

Sure. There was a speech where the groom's friend tried to be funny and told a 'hilarious' story about how the groom used to be a slob in college. But he went into too much detail about the dirty dorm room and unhygienic habits. It made the bride look disgusted and the guests cringed.

Sure. There was a guy named Tom who had a lisp. One day at a restaurant, he tried to order "french fries" but it came out as "fwench fwies". The waitress was a bit confused at first but then quickly understood and they both had a good laugh.

There was this opening speech where the speaker walked onto the stage with a big fake mustache on. He started by saying, 'I'm here today not just as myself, but as the great mustache -inator!'. He then went on to explain how the mustache was a symbol of his new ideas for the project. It was so unexpected that the audience was very amused.

Sure. One funny groom speech story is about a groom who started his speech by saying he was so nervous that he might accidentally propose again. He then told the story of how he first met his bride, at a coffee shop where he accidentally spilled coffee on her. He made the whole speech humorous by making self - deprecating jokes and highlighting the bride's patience with his clumsiness.

Sure. There was a man who went to a magic show. The magician asked him to pick a card, and the man picked one. Then the magician said he would make the card disappear. After some hocus - pocus, the magician asked the man to check his pocket. The man reached in and found not only his card but also three other cards from different decks! Everyone in the audience burst out laughing.

Sure. There was a guy who had a stutter. Once he tried to order food at a restaurant and said 'I-I-I w-w-want a b-b-burger'. The waiter was very patient and finally understood. It was a bit funny but also heartwarming how the situation was handled.

Sure. Here's one. A man was giving a speech about healthy living. He said, 'I used to be so lazy, I thought running was something you did to your computer.' Everyone burst out laughing.