Tell me some funny weed paranoia stories.

Well, once my friend smoked weed and he became paranoid that his shoes were trying to run away from him. He spent like half an hour chasing his shoes around the room, convinced they had a mind of their own. It was hilarious.

Sure. One story I know is of a girl who smoked weed and then became paranoid that her phone was listening to her thoughts. She threw her phone in a drawer and covered it with a bunch of socks. Every time the phone made a noise, she would jump. It was so funny because she was so convinced that her phone was up to no good.

One common theme is thinking that inanimate objects are alive or have malicious intent. Like believing your phone is listening to your thoughts after smoking weed.

One funny paranoia game story is about a group of friends playing. One person was made 'it' and had to secretly follow another player. The 'it' person was so clumsy that every time they got close, they would trip over something. It made everyone laugh instead of feel paranoid. The whole situation became a comical chase rather than a spooky paranoia game.

In a paranoia game, there was a situation where one player had to whisper a secret to another. The person whispering made up the most absurd story about being a secret agent from a land of talking cats. When the receiver had to repeat it, they could barely keep a straight face and ended up changing parts of it, which made the whole group laugh hysterically.

A friend of mine smoked some really strong weed and then decided to take a walk in the park. He saw a squirrel and started having a full - on conversation with it. He was talking about life and philosophy as if the squirrel could understand him. When he told us about it later, we couldn't stop laughing. He was so embarrassed but it was just one of those things that happen when you're under the influence. There was also an incident where a group smoked and then watched a really simple movie. But they were all so stoned that they found every little detail of the movie to be the most amazing and profound thing. They were gasping and laughing at things that normal people would just shrug at.

Once there was a magical bag of weed. A stoner thought it was just an ordinary bag. But when he opened it, instead of the usual amount, there were tiny weed plants growing inside, like a mini - garden. It was so unexpected that he couldn't help but laugh.

Well, once my friend thought he could plant weed seeds in his little garden. But he didn't know much about it. He watered it every day like crazy. In the end, all he got was some really strange - looking plants that were not even close to what he expected. It was hilarious.

Once, my friend thought a weed brownie was just a regular brownie. He ate a whole one and then started giggling uncontrollably at the sight of a squirrel. He said the squirrel looked like it was wearing a tuxedo and doing a little dance. It was hilarious to watch him.

Well, once my friend got high on weed and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a low fence and tried to jump off, flapping his arms like a bird. Luckily, he just landed on a soft patch of grass and started laughing hysterically.