Can you share some funny will stories?
Well, here's one. A woman's will said that her old typewriter, which she had never used in the last 20 years, should be buried with her. It was so funny because the family was trying to figure out how to fit the bulky typewriter in the casket. They ended up having a small mock - up made of the typewriter instead.
There was a story about a guy who in his will requested that his friends have a pie - eating contest at his funeral. He left money specifically for the pies. So at his funeral, there were his friends with their faces full of pie, trying to out - eat each other. It was a really funny and messy sight.
Sure. There was a man whose will stated that his entire collection of novelty socks should be given to his dog. Every time the dog wore a pair, it looked so hilarious with the socks flopping around as it walked.
Can you share some funny funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some of the 50 funny stories?
Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.
Can you share some of funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'
Can you share some funny stories?
A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.
Can you share some of the 100 funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.
Can you share some funny 911 stories?
Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.
Can you share some of the 70 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.
Can you share some funny stories?
Here's another one. A little boy was at school and the teacher asked him to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. He said, 'My dad has a cold and said it was contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, can you use it in another way?' The boy replied, 'My mom has a really contagious laugh. When she starts, everyone else starts laughing too.'
Can you share some of the 15 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. Another might be a man who accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked around all day without noticing.
Can you share some funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles for minutes, looking so confused. It was hilarious.