Tell me the itchy balls funny story.

Once there was a little boy who had an itchy nose. He couldn't stop rubbing it. And every time he rubbed it, his face made the funniest expressions. His friends started to imitate him, and soon everyone was rubbing their noses and making those silly faces. It was so hilarious that they all ended up laughing non - stop.

There was a man who decided to try a new type of body powder. He applied it all over, including near his balls. But instead of making it better, it made him itch more. He was at a family gathering. He tried to walk around to relieve the itch. His family members noticed his strange gait and were concerned at first. But when he finally told them it was because of the itchy balls due to the powder, they all had a good laugh.

Once there was a woman who had an itchy breast. She was at a very formal event. She tried to subtly scratch it but every time she moved her hand in that direction, she accidentally bumped into someone. It looked like she was trying to make a very strange dance move. Everyone around her was giving her confused looks and she couldn't help but laugh at herself later when she told the story to her friends.

There was a time when my cat got into a box of confetti. Then it started scratching itself like crazy because the confetti pieces were making it itchy. It ran around the room, trying to get the confetti off and looking so silly in the process.

Once upon a time, there was a lady who wore a new woolen sweater. The fibers of the sweater made her breasts itchy all day. She kept fidgeting in an awkward way. Every time she moved, she made a funny face trying to bear the itchiness. It was like she was doing a secret little dance just to deal with the itchy situation on her breasts.

Well, an itchy back story might involve a person who got a sunburn on their back and as it started to heal, it became really itchy. They might have been at the beach all day without proper sunscreen. Another possibility is that they wore a woolen sweater that irritated their skin and led to an itchy back. This could be especially true if they had sensitive skin.

Well, here's a made - up story. There was a guy who was in a rush and didn't read the label properly. He thought the Nair was some kind of lotion. He put it on his balls and soon realized his mistake as a burning sensation started. He ran around the house looking for something to soothe the pain, all the while his friends were laughing at his silly blunder.

A lady thought she had an itchy yeast infection. She went to the pharmacy and bought all kinds of anti - yeast products. After using them for days, there was no improvement. Then she remembered she had switched to a new brand of soap. When she stopped using it, the itchiness disappeared. It was funny how she jumped to the wrong conclusion so quickly.

I'm not sure specifically which 'friends big balls story' you are referring to. There could be various fictional or personal stories with such a title. Maybe it's about some friends and a ball - related event in a very general sense, like a group of friends playing with big balls in a park.

I don't have a pre - known 'dads big balls story'. It might be a very specific family - related story within a particular community or family. Maybe it's about a dad who has some large balls in a metaphorical sense, like being very brave or having big dreams.