There was a man who went to a doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I keep seeing double.' The doctor replied, 'Please sit on the couch.' The man said, 'Which one?' This joke has a little story of a patient - doctor interaction and the unexpected response from the patient at the end makes it humorous.
Once there was a little boy who loved to play pranks. One day, he put a fake bug in his sister's bed. When she saw it, she screamed so loud. The boy then said, 'Don't worry, it's just a joke!' This story - joke shows how kids can be mischievous in a funny way.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transformed and entered. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story-like element to it.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here is a story. There was a little boy who was asked what his name was. He said he didn't know as his parents always called him 'Stop it!'. When he was in school, the teacher asked his name. He said 'Stop it!'. The teacher said 'I'm not going to call you that'. The boy replied 'Then you can call me 'Thank God for that!'.
A humorous story for you. There was a man who was so proud of his new hearing aid. He would show it off to everyone. One day, he went to a party and told a friend, 'This hearing aid is amazing. I can hear things I've never heard before.' His friend said, 'What kind of things?' The man replied, 'Well, before I got this, I didn't know that my wife was constantly nagging me.'
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
There is a joke story about a snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' And here is another. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor replies, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man says, 'Ever since I was a puppy.'
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is a humorous story. There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, he painted his face green and hid in the bushes. When his mother came looking for him, she was so scared that she screamed. The boy then jumped out and said 'Boo!'. His mother was both angry and amused at the same time.