Can you share some drunk funny stories?

Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.

Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.

Sure. There was this girl at a party. She got drunk and thought she could dance like a professional ballerina. She started twirling around, but ended up falling into the pool. Everyone was laughing but she just kept on splashing and having a great time.

There was a guy who got drunk and thought he was a superhero. He climbed onto a lamppost and started shouting that he was going to save the city from villains. The police came, and he tried to 'fly' at them. They had a hard time getting him down as he flapped his arms like wings.

Well, here's one. There was an Indian man who got drunk at a wedding. He started dancing like he was in a Bollywood movie but with his own crazy moves. He was twirling around and trying to mimic the actors, but ended up falling into the wedding cake. Everyone burst out laughing instead of getting angry.

One story is about a drunk driver who thought his car was a horse. He started making horse noises and trying to 'ride' the steering wheel as if it were a saddle. He got pulled over and was very confused when the police officer told him he was in a car, not on a horse.

Well, one story I heard was about a guy who thought his car was a spaceship when drunk driving. He started making beeping noises like a spaceship and tried to 'launch' at a stop sign. Luckily, no one was hurt, but it was really a crazy and funny situation.

Well, once my friend was really drunk at a party. He thought a mannequin was a real person and started chatting it up, asking it for a dance. Everyone was laughing so hard when he finally realized it wasn't real.

Sure. One time my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought the potted plant was his dance partner and started slow - dancing with it. Everyone was laughing so hard. He didn't even realize what he was doing until someone pointed it out the next day when he saw pictures.

Sure. There was a couple at a party. The guy, drunk as a skunk, thought his girlfriend's purse was a football and tried to punt it. His girlfriend, also tipsy, just laughed hysterically instead of getting mad.