Tell me another funny short kids story.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.

A little boy was asked by his teacher, 'What is the shortest month?' The boy replied, 'May, because it has only three letters.' This shows how kids can have such unique and funny ways of thinking. Their innocent interpretations of things can really make us laugh.

One day, a man went to the barber. He fell asleep during the haircut. When he woke up, he saw himself in the mirror with a really strange haircut. He looked like he had a bird's nest on his head. His friends couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.

A group of golfers were playing on a windy day. One golfer hit a great shot that looked like it was going to land right on the green. But then a strong gust of wind came and blew the ball all the way back to where he had hit it from. He stood there in disbelief for a moment, then started laughing along with his friends. They all joked that he should have put a weight on the ball to keep it from being blown back. This made for a very funny moment during the round.

A Bangla student was very lazy. One day in school, the teacher asked him, 'What is the capital of Bangladesh?' The student, who hadn't studied at all, thought for a while and said, 'Sir, it's in my book at home.' Everyone in the class laughed.

In a far - away land, there was a little mouse named Mickey. He was very brave. One day, the big, bad cat from the neighboring farm came to Mickey's barn. All the other mice were scared and hid. But Mickey decided to face the cat. He found a long, thin stick and started to make noise with it, making himself seem bigger and scarier. The cat was so surprised that it ran away. All the mice came out and cheered for Mickey, and from that day on, Mickey was known as the bravest mouse in the barn.

Once there was a little boy named Tim. He had a pet frog. One day, he put the frog in his pocket and went to school. During class, the frog hopped out and onto the teacher's desk. The teacher screamed and Tim just laughed. It was so funny.

Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.

A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.

One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.