Can you share some funny clean slandering jokes or stories?

Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

Sure! Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another clean story is about a little boy who found a lost puppy. He took it home, and his family helped find the owner. It was a heart - warming experience that taught the boy about kindness.

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.

Joke: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. Story: A bear went to a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he went around asking people if they thought his nose was big. Everyone just laughed at his cute concern.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It's simple but makes you chuckle as it plays on the double meaning of 'turned into'.

Sure! Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Here's a funny story. Once there was a little boy who tried to help his mom make pancakes. He poured in a whole bag of flour and then added eggs until the batter filled the whole bowl. His mom came in and was shocked but they had a great laugh.

Here's one. There was a small town where two neighbors, Tom and Jerry (not the cartoon characters). Tom spread a rumor that Jerry was secretly a millionaire who hoarded his money and never donated to local charities. But in reality, Jerry was just an ordinary hard - working man. It was all just Tom's slander out of envy.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.