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Share some short stories of Christmas jokes.

Share some short stories of Christmas jokes.

2024-11-01 11:10
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Once upon a Christmas, a little boy wrote to Santa asking for a million toys. Santa wrote back, 'Dear child, I can bring you toys, but I don't have a million -elf - power to carry that many!'

Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'

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When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
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Can you share some funny Christmas jokes and short stories?

Another joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

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2024-12-13 21:02

Share some funny christmas jokes and stories.

Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.

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2024-12-11 13:35

Share some Christmas clean jokes and stories.

Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf -abet! Story: A poor family couldn't afford many Christmas presents. So they made little hand - made cards for each other. But on Christmas morning, they found someone had left a box of toys on their doorstep. It was a kind neighbor who wanted to make their Christmas special.

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2024-10-27 11:32

Share some humorous Christmas jokes and stories.

Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a 'reindeer' race in their backyard. They all dressed up as reindeer and ran around with fake antlers. The youngest one tripped over a toy and ended up sliding across the snow, which made everyone laugh so hard they almost forgot about opening presents.

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2024-11-24 05:12

Share some funny Christmas jokes stories.

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

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2024-11-10 01:19

Share some funny Christmas jokes and stories.

Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.

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2024-12-14 20:47

Share some clean Christmas jokes and stories.

Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.

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2024-11-21 08:23

Share some christian christmas jokes and stories

Joke: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr! Story: There was once a little Christian boy who was so excited for Christmas. He left cookies and milk for Santa, but also said a prayer for all the people in the world to have a blessed Christmas.

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2024-12-15 22:11

Share some funny Christmas jokes in short story form.

A short story - Santa was checking his list twice. He saw the name 'Bob' and said, 'Bob? I don't remember a Bob.' His elf said, 'Santa, that's your mirror.' This joke plays on Santa's forgetfulness and the unexpected twist of him seeing his own reflection. It's a quick and funny little story that can bring a smile during Christmas time.

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2024-12-06 23:52

Jokes, Funny Christmas Stories: Share some of them.

A funny Christmas story could be about a family that always has a chaotic Christmas. One year, they accidentally bought a too - big turkey. It was so big that it didn't fit in the oven. So they had to cut it in half and cook it in two batches. And while cooking, the power went out. But instead of panicking, they made a big bonfire in the backyard and cooked the rest of the turkey over it. It turned out to be a really fun and memorable Christmas.

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2024-10-30 06:55
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