What are some interesting march funny stories you know?

I heard of a guy who tried to smuggle a small dog in his large coat. The dog was very quiet at first, but when the customs official patted the man's coat, the dog barked. It was a really funny moment as the man had no way to deny what he was trying to do.

I know a story about a woman who recycled her old wine bottles. She painted them with different patterns and used them as vases. Some had polka dots, and some had stripes. It was really funny how she transformed those ordinary bottles into something so beautiful and useful.

There's a story about an eBay auction for a VHS tape of a really bad B - movie. The seller made it seem like it was a cult classic, with a super long and over - hyped description. The bidding war that ensued was more for the fun of it, as everyone knew the movie was terrible. It became a funny event within the eBay community. Many of the bidders later shared how they were just in it for the laughs.

I know a story where a patient woke up from anesthesia and immediately asked for a pizza with extra cheese and pineapples, even though he was in a hospital where they don't serve pizza. It was so random and funny.

Well, I know a story about a dog. The dog chased its own tail for like five minutes straight. It was so focused on catching it that it didn't notice the whole family was watching and laughing. Finally, it got dizzy and just plopped down on the floor.

There was a person who was very stingy and never donated or helped others. Once, he lost his wallet. When he went to look for it, he found that no one was really interested in helping him find it. It was like karma making him feel what it's like when you don't show kindness to others.

I know a story where a couple went to a Valentine's Day dinner at a very fancy restaurant. The guy wanted to be super romantic and ordered escargot for the first time. But when the plate came, he was so grossed out by the snails that he made the funniest faces. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing and took pictures of him. It became a very funny Valentine's memory for them.

I know one where a person under hypnosis thought he was a famous chef. He started making 'dishes' with invisible ingredients and was explaining how delicious they were going to be. His over - the - top acting was really funny.

I know a story where a girl broke up with a guy because he couldn't stop making bad puns all the time. It drove her crazy. Another one is about a couple who broke up because the guy's favorite football team was the rival of the girl's favorite team, and they couldn't handle the tension during game days. One more is that a guy broke up with a girl because she was always stealing his fries at restaurants.

A girl was tempted by a beautiful dress in a store window. She went in to try it on, but it was a bit too small. Instead of giving up, she tried to squeeze into it. When she finally managed to get it on, she couldn't move. Her friends found her in the fitting room, looking like a stuffed doll, and they all had a good laugh.