Can you share some really really funny stories?

Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'

Here's one. A little boy tried to help his mom make pancakes. But he accidentally put salt instead of sugar. When his dad tasted it, his face was hilarious. He said it was the 'newest flavor' of pancakes. Well, they all had a good laugh in the end.

Sure. There was a time when my friend thought he could impress everyone by doing a skateboard trick. He climbed up a ramp, shouted 'Watch this!', and then promptly fell flat on his face. It was hilarious.

There was a little boy who loved to ask questions. One day he asked his father, 'Dad, why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'. His father was stumped for a while and then they both had a good laugh. It's these simple, innocent and humorous situations that make for great clean stories.

Well, there's a story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'. Also, a snail goes to a car dealership and says, 'I want a really fast car.' The salesman says, 'I don't think a car is a good idea for you.' The snail replies, 'But I really want one!' So the salesman gives in. A few days later, the snail comes back very angry and says, 'This car is rubbish! It only says S on the speedometer!'

There was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This simple and unexpected story can bring a chuckle.

One funny psychosis story is about a patient who thought he was a superhero. He would run around the hospital ward trying to 'fly' and save people from invisible villains. His actions were so comical that it made the staff chuckle while also trying to help him understand his condition.

Once, a man went to a job interview. He was so nervous that when the interviewer asked his name, he completely blanked out. He ended up saying the name of his dog. It was sad because he was so embarrassed, but funny because everyone in the room burst out laughing.

Sure. Once, my friend thought his phone was stolen. He searched everywhere, called it multiple times with no answer. Then he realized he had left it in the fridge while getting a drink. It was so cold the battery died quickly.

Well, I have a story about my dog. One time, it was so eager to mark its territory outside that it started to pee while still running. It ended up peeing on its own paws and then looked at its paws in confusion, which was hilarious.