Can you tell me the most horror story you know?

Once there was a dog who stole a man's wig and ran around the park with it on his head. People were chasing him, thinking it was some strange furry monster. It was hilarious.

I heard about a man who worked late in an old office building. One night, as he was walking down the hall, he saw a pair of feet dangling from the ceiling. When he looked up, there was nothing there. But he could still feel a presence above him. He ran out and never went back at night.

A crazy war story comes from the Vietnam War. A pilot's plane was shot down deep in the jungle. He was alone and surrounded by the enemy. But instead of giving up, he used the natural resources around him to create traps and hiding places. He lived off the land for weeks until he was finally rescued. His story is a testament to human willpower.

One '666 horror story' could be about a haunted house at 666 Elm Street. People say that at midnight, strange noises come from the house. Dark figures are seen in the windows, and anyone who dares to get too close feels an overwhelming sense of dread. There are rumors that a satanic cult once used the place for their rituals, and now the evil energy still lingers.

The most horrifying one I know is about a hitchhiker. A driver picked up a young woman on a desolate highway. She was quiet at first, but then started to talk in a strange voice. She said things like 'You're going to join me soon.' The driver noticed that her face was becoming more and more pale and her eyes were turning black. Suddenly, the car doors locked on their own and the car started to accelerate out of control. He managed to jump out of the car at the last minute, but the car crashed and when he looked back, there was no sign of the woman. It was really spooky.

There was a crowdfunding for a 'robot that tells dad jokes'. The concept was simple but hilarious. The creator showed some sample jokes in the campaign video like 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!'. People found it so amusing that they funded it. It was a fun project that aimed to spread laughter with cheesy jokes.

A man found a small injured fox on the side of the road. He tried to help it but got bitten in the process. He didn't get proper medical treatment right away as he thought the fox was just scared. Soon, he started having hallucinations and acting erratically. By the time he was rushed to the hospital, it was too late, and he died a horrible death from rabies.

Once, a cheerleading team was doing a photo shoot for their yearbook. They were in a spooky old mansion that was supposed to give an 'edgy' look to the pictures. But as they were posing, the lights started flickering. Then, they saw a face in one of the windows that didn't belong to any of their crew. They panicked and ran out of the mansion. Later, they found out that the mansion had a history of strange occurrences. It was a really scary incident for the cheerleaders, and they never went back there again.

There's a story where Jezebel was a nurse in an old asylum. The asylum had a lot of dark secrets and unethical practices. One night, Jezebel was doing her rounds when she heard strange screams from the locked - up basement. When she went to investigate, she saw shadowy figures and a feeling of dread overcame her. It turned out that the basement was used for cruel experiments in the past, and the spirits of the victims were still there. Jezebel became a target of their wrath and had to fight for her sanity and survival.

I heard about a DWI incident where the drunk driver crashed into a school bus early in the morning. Fortunately, there were no students on the bus at that time, but the driver of the bus was seriously hurt. The drunk driver's actions could have had a much more tragic outcome if the bus had been full of kids.