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> Mature content. Contains intense scenes not suitable for readers under 18. The world ended. His wife betrayed him. Now he’s stuck on a tropical island... with twelve beautiful women—and a deadly secret beneath the sand. Jude thought escaping the zombie apocalypse on a cruise ship was salvation. He was wrong. After a cruel twist of fate leaves him stranded and betrayed, he wakes up on an island that seems like paradise—but the truth is far more dangerous. He’s not alone. Twelve mysterious women. No way out. And the undead? They're not the only threat hunting him. Will Jude survive the secrets of the island… or become part of them?

Journey to a world of wonders and women of all shapes and sizes with Galio, valiant reincarnate! Armed with four hundred and ninety-nine lives worth of knowledge and an R-rated story, he enters a world only known by women, never knowing childbirth, periods, or the leer of a man. From Angels that moan heavenly melodies to nine-foot-tall Amazons with weaves between their legs, explore the Human island with colorful characters, the Dwarf island with things getting weird, the Amazons that need to be dominated, the Catfolk that need cuddling, Dogfolk that need to be treated like dogs, Elves that need bdsm, Golems that need to be broken, Vampires that need to be cum blasted, Orcs that need to be challenged in sexual Olympics, Faires that need to be popcicled, Dragons that need their holes filled with a new fire, and Angels that need to be cream filled! Discover the NSFW art and much more that awaits you on Discord: https://discord.gg/7ZDTTCq99Z

Just when I got to know her, the hairy girl only wants to beat me up! Prim childhood sweetheart treads on me underfoot! Childhood friend turned sister suddenly demands I repay the kindness of upbringing? ... Are all these twists of human nature, or the moral decay? Surrounded by young girls wielding knives, Shen Mo Dust trembles: 'Author, why do I only meet bad women?' 'What exactly are you not satisfied with, let's switch roles!' Jealous at having crafted the protagonist's peak of life with his own hands but without a single girl by his side, the author furiously slams the keyboard! (Spotting the little whips raised by the venerable readers, he picks up the keyboard again) The alternate titles of this book are 'They Shine Like Stars' and 'They Are Lonely Like Stars'.

The contracted novel Aura Revival: I Built Harem In Fantasy World by FanficDragon is not an original work it's a censored translation of 穿越伊始将异母姐姐调教成性奴（穿越到异世界把高贵强大的女性征服至胯下）by dark. (traveled to another world and conquered the noble and powerful woman under his crotch by dark) Original Synopsis: A thrilling story about a transmigration system, combining Eastern fantasy, Western magic, medieval political systems, and modern civilian technology. The plot is set for erotica, so please don't delve into it. It contains elements of humiliation, training, lesbian sex, exposure, threesomes, group sex, mother-daughter sex, sisters, and twins. Google the following to find a good source for the original 穿越伊始将异母姐姐调教成性奴（穿越到异世界把高贵强大的女性征服至胯下） site:uaa(.)com

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ Luis, a man stuck in a troubled marriage, lives with his wife Lily and her family. Despite his efforts to improve his life, he is continuously belittled by his in-laws, especially his mother-in-law Ruth. Luis life takes a turn when he discovers a mysterious system. [Ding! The Lust system has been successfully bound!] The story explores themes of family dynamics, hidden emotions, and the desire for validation in a world where appearances are everything. Luis must decide whether he will continue to be passive or take control of his own destiny, all while learning the true power of the system that has entered his life. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

[Ding!] [Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!] [System Binding In Progress...!] [System Successfully Linked!] [Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX] [Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?] [YES][NO] Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle. To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer. Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they? This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in. He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button. [You have drawn Charm!] [Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!] "Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification. And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped. "THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Ini kisah tentang tiga dara Cantik : Tiga dara cantik yang terikat dalam sebuah Geng persahabatan, bernama Triangel. Triangle yang biasanya menceritakan tentang cinta segitiga. Namun, kini berbeda! Ini adalah Triangle yang bercerita tentang Persahabatan Tiga Dara cantik yang baru menginjak usia remaja 16+ , dengan perbedaan karakter, namun memiliki 1 kesamaan, yaitu sama-sama cynical. Mereka dipertemukan oleh sebuah sekolah elite. Sekolah bertaraf internasional, sejak dibangku kelas 2 SMP hingga kini 3 SMA. Dan sejak itu mereka selalu bersama. Namun, Persahabatan mereka tiba-tiba mengalami sebuah konjangan hebat. Dimana mereka satu-persatu mulai menemukan hal-hal baru yang selama ini tidak pernah mereka dapatkan sejak persahabatan mereka terbentuk. Satu-persatu dari mereka mulai menyadari, bahwa kehidupan tak selalu tentang mereka bertiga. Dunia mereka luas. Keluarga, kekasih dan orang-orang sekitar mereka pun harusnya ikut terlibat dalam kehidupan mereka. Hingga ketiganya bertanya-tanya, kemana semua kesempatan untuk orang lain itu pergi??? Dan ketika mereka menyadari itu, mereka pun harus rela untuk kehilangan semua yang seharusnya masih mereka miliki dan selalu mereka pertahankan selama ini. Ketika semua telah sirnah, akankah usia persabatan mereka yang sudah hampir 4 tahun lamanya bisa terus bertahan, ditengah Ujian Persabatan mereka yang mulai silih berganti hadir????? ayuk simak ceritanya dalam Trio Cynical Women!

Seven billion humans living on the Earth time-traveled together after they had woken up one morning. They all heard a synthesized female voice. [1. Welcome to the World of Beast Taming. You have become a Beast Tamer. You need to tame beasts, collect resources, and build your own home to live and develop in this world.] [2. You will get a cottage and a beast egg as your initial resources. To ensure the safety of your property and yourself, don’t go too far away from your house in the first three days, during which you will be protected as newbies.] [3. Taming wild beasts is mainly achieved by the mix of your blood. After being tamed and recognizing you as its owner, your beast will be your friend and helper. If you abuse it, its loyalty will decrease and you might get betrayed and attacked.] [4. As you mature, you will meet many Beast Tamers just like you. You can make friends and ally with each other. But you should also watch out for others because humans are unpredictable.] [5. There are many unknown things to be explored in this big world. But please bear in mind that you only live once.] At this moment, Macky found he could see hidden prompts. He could see the strengths, weaknesses, habits and characters, and evolutionary routes of all beasts. [Small Firefox: currently LV3, with the potential to achieve the S level. Sweets lover. Its hidden evolutionary route, Three-Tailed Spiritual Fox, will be unlocked when evolution stones of water, fire, and wind are collected.] [Bronze Treasure Box: one hundred portions of drinking water, one hundred portions of beast food.] [Silver Treasure Box: a bottle of evolution liquid medicine, a book on pet techniques.] [Gold Treasure Box: an architectural drawing of the training room for beasts.] While others were struggling for clothes and food with their initial pet beasts, Macky was building the playground for his 100th pet beast.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.