kneeling puns

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

In Shangjing, everyone knows that Minister Shen Qingyun loves his wife dearly. They have been married for more than ten years, and he has not taken a concubine or kept any mistresses. In the mansion, there is only one legitimate wife, Su Yunxi. However, it was unknown that Shen Qingyun had long been entangled with the Oiran of the brothel. Every time after an intimate encounter with the Oiran, he would bring a gift back to the mansion and shower Su Yunxi with sweet words. The Oiran is enchanting and beautiful, while his wife is dignified and gentle. Shen Qingyun thought he had hidden the Oiran well and could forever enjoy the blessings of both women. Until on his birthday, news of Su Yunxi's death arrived…

The female devil, Chu Ru, has been reincarnated. For a thousand years, her legends still pervade the continent. The Pill - Saint Shan Shan, the World - Destroying Chu Yihou, the Sword - Casting Ancestor... are all her aliases! In her previous life, she was betrayed by her elder sister, torn apart by chariots, and her soul was suppressed in the deep abyss. In this life, she returns proudly, slaying the prodigies, killing her enemies, and suppressing the Heavenly Dao! One day, a rumor spreads: It is said that the Demon Emperor doesn't like women because the damned female devil of the human race molested him a thousand years ago and then ran away! Upon hearing this, Chu Ru says, "It wasn't me! I didn't do it!" The cold - tempered Demon Emperor holds the hand of a porcelain - like doll and stands behind her, saying, "Didn't do it? Then where did the son come from?" A thousand years ago, the name of the female devil made the demons turn pale with fear. Among the demons she dealt with, nine out of ten were emasculated. The female devil issued a fierce threat: One day, I will burn the Demon Emperor's fox tail! It is well - known that before her death, the female devil Chu Yihou had eight great demon lords. The eighth demon lord, Tuling, was mysterious. The only sign of him was that bald tail. A thousand years later, looking at his own bald tail, the Demon Emperor recalls the past and gnashes his teeth: He, the mighty Demon Emperor, has become a vassal of his archenemy! The reincarnated female devil doesn't want to admit it at all. It's not until she sees the ten tails fluttering behind the Demon Emperor that Chu Ru says, "Ah... I don't want this dog - like fox man either, but he has..."

Una noche, Elizabeth una chica de 14 años, es arrastrada a otro universo. Pensó que solo era un sueño... pero ahora, deberá enfrentarse a la verdad de un mundo que no conoce, uno que pone a prueba su mente, su alma... y lo que realmente es.

Welcome to a world of superhumans and were normies rein supreme. You might think a world where people having superpowers would be great but there are risks to such a world. When everyone in the world that's 'normal' and the world government made a decision it resulted in ten years of bloodshed. Now superhumans can be considered rare as most have learned to hide and blend into the crowd. But what may become of the new generation of superhumans in their journey of self discovery in a world built to hate them? One things for sure, things are going to be interesting.

In the quiet little mountain town called South Park everyone was living the life. Journalist, Jessica White has been looking for a good story to publish. She wasn't having the best luck, not until a group of criminals attack the town. however, they are not normal criminals they are super villains. All hope is lost. Is there anyone who can save the town from mass chaos?

Bullied all the time in school suddenly she is mated to the most handsome and cold hearten Aldrin. Lea was to experience many discoveries and life changes, she was to embark on a journey she in her wildest dreams wouldn't have imagined. She was going to change the world and make history alongside her guardian, lover, king, mate, and best friend Aldrin. She is going to gain more friends and more enemies, she is going to learn more about herself. Let's accompany her when she finds herself and learns about life and its encounters. *** He turned to look at Lea with his left eyebrow raised, " What did I say to you this morning?" Lea looked at him with wide eyes and a surprised face. "I was going to, I didn't know I had to scream your name or something," she said sarcastically. Well, that was surprising. She was getting bolder as Julia figured. "Ha, sarcasm. I would appreciate it if you followed orders," he said sternly. He hates people who don't follow orders. It was very disrespectful and very annoying. "I am not your dog," answered Lea, Aldrin found this amusing. He loved the fact that she was challenging him. Everyone else who was not supernatural was confused. When did he become so gentle? Why was he protecting her suddenly? The others understood though, the Alpha has found his mate. They have a queen and Luna. Lea is their queen, this was surprising and strange at the same time. It was not common for Alphas to be mated to humans especially a king. "Keep that mouth of yours running and you will be punished." his eyes twinkled with mischief and Lea found herself blushing, confusing enough she was curious what would be her punishment be. Maybe he would spank her. PLEASE NOTE THERE ARE EXPLICIT/////EROTIC EVENTS IN THIS BOOK. READ AT YOUR DISCRETION.

This is the diary of a freshman chasing fame at a young age, but first she has to sort out her life full of drama.

She had other normal friends but the day she saw him for the 1st time her heart took over her head and the crazy hormone's in her body was had a volcanic eruption.