ck3 best traditions

Jin Yahui was living his regular life in good ol' Earth. Until he was hit by Truck-san and was transported to a Wuxia world!!! His golden finger? A music system... that only plays music. ORZ Watch Jin Yahui as he suffers through old-timey tunes and elevator music in his journey to conquer the world! ........... Expect less than 50-word slice of life chapters, and if you're here for a story, then you're at the wrong place. Please kindly find another novel ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯ Hello! I have stopped writing this book and gone towards completing a serious version. Search for Music System: REWRITTEN for the novel!

Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama. "At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness. Waking up she sees her self floating in the air, everything around her is pitch black as her mind races wild with idiotic thougts. "What the-..." all of a sudden a ball of light appears out of nowhere. "WELCOME MY DEAR CHILD TO THE DIMENSION OF SPIRITS" A fat man bellowed his bald head shining brightly with vigor as if saying " look at me, look at me see how smooth I am I know u wanna touch it." Bai An laughs at her ridiculous thoughts before bringing her attention back to the piece of blubber in front of her. The fat man whose name she learned is Jun Qiang told her that he's from the committee of gods who decided that her death was too early so they decided that she would be Reincarnated into one of their worlds. Which one she doesn't know but she's a little excited because from the novels she's read before the protagonist always gets sent to a world that's a game they already played in their past life and they have a ton of cheats so she's hyped up. Jun Qiang then wishes her good luck as she feels her spirit being sucked into a vortex. "Awwwww YEAHHHHHH" she screams but it comes out as a baby's wail instead as her arms flail around her eyesight blurry.

Maxie Langford isn’t your typical heroine—she’s thirty-two, emotionally allergic to monogamy, and currently ghosted by a guy who once moaned his own name during sex. After one tequila-soaked night of frustration, Maxie stumbles upon a dusty old self-help book titled The 100 Steps to Sexual Enlightenment—allegedly written by a bisexual monk with a foot fetish and poor impulse control. Naturally, she decides to follow it. All of it. What follows is a ridiculously hot, hysterically chaotic journey through sensual soul-searching and sexual misadventure. From attempting seductive eye contact at yoga class, to accidentally joining a nudist drum circle, to discovering her vibrator may be haunted—Maxie’s pursuit of “sexual enlightenment” takes her through 100 steps of absurdity, awkwardness, and explosive orgasms (some emotional, some battery-powered). But this isn’t just about pleasure—it’s about power, confidence, and finally learning how to train her dck*… whether it’s attached to someone else or hidden in the drawer next to her tax returns. Featuring a cast of deliciously inappropriate sidekicks—including a sexologist with a kink for TED Talks, a dominatrix barista, and a talking dildo named Harold—this is the most erotically unhinged and laugh-out-loud memoir you’ll ever read. --- Warning: May cause spontaneous blushing, uncontrollable giggling, and sudden urges to buy a velvet whip.

(R18+ Novel) Ads: SuccuBucks: Quest, Fuck, Redeem! For every depraved quest you accept, earn those SuccuBucks points. Trade them in for filthy new powers, exclusive upgrades, and VIP harem benefits! Complete today’s “Cumbo Deal” for bonus rewards—remember, the dirtier the deed, the richer the payout! “Quest, Fuck, Redeem—That’s the SuccuBucks Promise.” Invest in the filth! Buy low, fuck high—collect your filthy profits with every chapter. SuccuShare: The only stock that always pays in smut. Drop your Power Stones, Gold Tickets, and SuccuGifts now. Don’t let the MC’s stock price fall—every vote keeps the depravity flowing and the rewards exploding. Add to collection, and you might just get your own daily smut dopamine from your nearest Succubucks

white lies, school dance and bad boy Hunter McCarthy. the top three things that are going on in Ivy Hasting's life with her innate ability to burst out lies about her love life. to save face, she enlists the help of the infamous (but very attractive) Hunter McCarthy by asking him to teach her. from lessons in self-confidence to unconventional teaching methods, Ivy has two weeks to find a partner for the school dance. only problem? well, you'll have to find that one out for yourself. and in the mean time, f*ck love.

Title: Overpowered or Lazy as F**k Genre: Fantasy, Action, Comedy Setting: Modern-day Seoul, South Korea, with a blend of otherworldly realms and supernatural occurrences.

The skill given to Yuri who was transferred to another world by the evil god was an unknown skill ‘cuckold c*ck’. Now, Yuri will lead a heartwarming life in a different world with that skill. It is a translation. For advance chapters - patreon.com/LunaTranslation

The Northern Heavens is a community like no other, and no one but those within know it exists. Lead by the Eaton family, the community is backwards and, seemingly, ignorant to modern times. They hold to traditions set in place generations ago and will not tolerate deviation from those traditions. Northern Heavens Traditions - No born daughters (Eaton family) - Every son, at age twenty-one, receives their wife - One wife per son, no exceptions - Kill or keep all trespassers - Participation in rituals is mandatory - Women who ask questions are punished - Those who run are punished - Disrespect will not be tolerated - Everyone kills - Everyone eats the meat, no exceptions Follow the stories of four newcomers to the community. Will they submit to the traditions and expectations? Or will they get free and return to the outside world they came from? Can they find peace and happiness in the Northern Heavens? Or will it be their final resting place like so many others? Part One: Oblivion (Megan & Jacob, Jessica & Cameron) Part Two: Nightshift (Violet & Zechariah) Part Three: Trespassers (Kylie & Malcolm)

Na utopia sem-fim de Ecclesia, uma cidade perfeita, onde vive Yarin Zanetti, a Igreja é o poder absoluto e o Clero é o ápice da sociedade, mas todos vivem bem e dormem tranquilos. Até que uma força superior invadiu a Catedral. O Clero agora é aquilo que diz querer exorcizar: demônios. Eles são chamados de "Umbros". Os "Umbros" não são demônios físicos, mas sim entidades que mudam a aparência de seu Hospedeiro. Assim que Yarin descobre que o mundo virou de cabeça para baixo, antes mesmo de pensar no futuro, ele tem que pensar em como ficar vivo.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!