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Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Book cover art by Vicky.rae. Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ] Patreon: For custom art patreon.com/Livelysockets

Obras de I Eat Tomatoes - Coiling Dragon - Stellar Transformation

He has seven beautiful sisters. They are all crazy about their younger brother, but they don't know that he has already become a king who could make the world tremble! His elder sister, Queenie, is a cold-faced CEO! His second elder sister, Tracy, is a skilled doctor! His third elder sister, Alice, is a seductive killer! His fourth elder sister, Kate, is a beautiful reporter! His fifth elder sister, Angela, is so mysterious! His sixth elder sister, Anita, is the best actress! His seventh elder sister, Bertha, has an extraordinary identity...... Fifteen years ago, you treated me as your family. Fifteen years later, I will protect you in return.

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

ROMANCE-COMEDY . Pernikahan mereka terjadi karena kesalahan dari mempelai pria, kemudian masalah lainnya yang belum terselesaikan di masa lalu sebelum mereka menikah kembali datang. Perkara itu menuntut untuk di selesaikan atau pernikahan mereka menjadi berantakan. Tidak lama, ada seseorang yang berhasil mengetuk pintu hati abang dan apakah Tika yang percaya suaminya adalah lelaki budak cinta itu akan percaya. Kalau ternyata abang sempat main api sebelum sadar dan meminta maaf, namun orang yang mengetahui itu bukan hanya abang dan sahabatnya. Ada satu orang yang man dia adalah orang gila yang terobsesi dengan Farhan yang belum berhasil di tangkap karena perlindungan kekasihnya. Dia mengungkap semua itu di hadapan Tika, yang ternyata abang massih berhubungan dengan perempuan itu. Jadi apakah abang bisa menyelesaikan masalahnya, mari ikuti kisahnya.

Lista de obras - Coiling Dragon

"Por que eu?" ela sussurrou. Sua mão segurou o queixo dela, forçando-a a encontrar seu olhar. "Porque só você faz meu coração bater novamente... e eu preferiria queimar este mundo a deixar você ir." ****** Um Rei está incompleto sem sua Rainha. Assim como Vincenzo Isaac Alfonso está incompleto sem sua pequena e inocente garota. Ava Sophie Marcus. Vincenzo Isaac Alfonso, um nome que fazia todos na terra tremerem de medo. Ele é um segundo Deus. Vincenzo é um chefe da Máfia de trinta anos impiedoso, ele é rotulado como Morte. Ele mata sem piedade. Ele sempre consegue o que quer e ninguém é capaz de questioná-lo ou detê-lo. Até o governo o respeita, o FBI se mantém longe dele porque todos estão sob seu controle. O que aconteceu quando o todo-poderoso Vincenzo Isaac Alfonso se sentiu atraído pela tímida, gentil e frágil Ava Grace Marcus e não poupará esforços para torná-la sua esposa? Ele conseguirá o que quer? A resposta é, sim, obviamente. sem uma luta, devo acrescentar. Junte-se a Ava em sua jornada de montanha-russa sendo a esposa do Don da Máfia.

He took her as payment. He never expected to fall for her fire. When Mira Valente’s brother vanishes with cartel money, the mafia comes knocking—and she’s the price. Cold, ruthless, and untouchably powerful, Jace Romano doesn’t need a wife. But Mira? She’s defiant, sharp-tongued, and everything he wasn’t prepared for. Forced into a marriage she never wanted, Mira enters a world ruled by silence, blood, and shadows. Jace may own her freedom, but not her soul. She refuses to break, even as the lines between hate and desire begin to blur. But when secrets surface, betrayals cut deep, and war brews on all sides, Mira and Jace must choose: destroy each other—or fight to survive something neither of them ever saw coming. A slow-burn, enemies-to-lovers mafia romance filled with power, passion, and the kind of love that could ruin them both… or make them unstoppable.

"¿Por qué yo?" susurró. Su mano agarró su barbilla, obligándola a encontrarse con su mirada. "Porque solo tú haces que mi corazón lata de nuevo... y preferiría quemar este mundo antes que dejarte ir." ****** Un Rey está incompleto sin su Reina. Al igual que Vincenzo Isaac Alfonso está incompleto sin su pequeña e inocente chica. Ava Sophie Marcus. Vincenzo Isaac Alfonso, un nombre que hacía temblar de miedo a todos en la tierra. Él es un segundo Dios. Vincenzo es un jefe de la Mafia despiadado de treinta años, se le conoce como la Muerte. Mata sin piedad. Él siempre consigue lo que quiere y nadie puede cuestionarlo o detenerlo. Incluso el gobierno lo respeta, el FBI se mantiene alejado de él porque todos están bajo su control. ¿Qué sucedió cuando el todopoderoso Vincenzo Isaac Alfonso se sintió atraído por la tímida, gentil y frágil Ava Grace Marcus y no se detendrá ante nada para hacerla su esposa? ¿Logrará salirse con la suya? La respuesta es, sí, por supuesto. Sin pelea, podría añadir. Acompaña a Ava en su viaje de montaña rusa como esposa del Don de la Mafia.