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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
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The name of the porch novel.
The name of a porch novel usually depended on the background and plot of the story. However, some common porch novel names included Light of the porch, Road of the porch, Adventures of the porch, and so on. These names are often used to describe the challenges and adventures that the protagonist encounters when entering a certain place, as well as to hint at the theme and plot development of the story.
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2024-08-22 11:46
The name of the porch novel
The name of a porch novel usually depended on the background and plot of the story. Some novels might start with the entrance and describe how the protagonist enters another world or realm through this door. In other cases, the entrance might just be a specific scene or location used to show the environment in which the story takes place. The title of a novel usually reflects the theme and emotion of the story, as well as the reader's expectations and feelings for the story.
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2024-09-05 17:44
Review of 'Porch Lights' Novel
In my opinion, 'Porch Lights' was a bit of a disappointment. The writing style was a bit too flowery for my taste. While the concept of the story was interesting, the execution fell flat. The characters didn't seem to have much depth and their actions were often predictable.
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2024-11-11 16:19
Blue House with Big Porch: What are the Advantages of a Single - Story Blue House with a Big Porch?
One advantage is easy access. Since it's single - story, there's no need to climb stairs, which is great for people with mobility issues or the elderly. The big porch offers a great outdoor space for relaxation. You can sit there and enjoy the fresh air, read a book or have a cup of coffee in the morning. It also adds to the aesthetic of the blue house, making it look more inviting and charming.
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2024-12-06 00:30
In the 'Potters neglect Harry for twin' fan fiction, what could be the reasons for the Potters' neglect of Harry?
It could also be that the Potters are under some sort of magical influence or curse. In the fan fiction world, there could be a dark force at play that makes them see the twins as more important. This force might be manipulating their emotions and perception, leading to the neglect of Harry.
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2024-10-26 10:50
Who might be involved in a 'Potters rescue Harry from the Dursleys' fanfic besides the Potters and Harry?
Sirius Black could also be part of it. He was Harry's godfather. He might have escaped from Azkaban earlier in this fanfic. He teams up with the Potters to rescue Harry. He could be the one who scouts out the Dursleys' house before the actual rescue operation, using his skills as an Animagus to stay hidden.
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2024-11-28 15:22
What does the porch mean? Why do many novels always write the entrance of a house as the porch?
The entryway was the entrance to a house. It was usually a small area that contained some decorations and details that represented the beginning of the family's space. In this area, a screen or barrier would be set up to avoid facing the room directly. At the same time, it would also serve as a decoration to increase the atmosphere and ritual of the entire room. Many novels described the entrance as an important scene because it usually showed the owner's taste and attitude. The layout and decoration of the entrance could also reflect the personality and preferences of the owner of the house. For example, they would place some decorations, shoes, bags, and so on. These details would also have an important impact on the entire story. Therefore, the entrance was often used as an important place to lay the foundation for the plot and portray the characters in novels.
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2024-09-24 14:44
What is 'Porch Lights A Novel' about?
I'm not sure exactly as I haven't read it. But generally, a novel titled 'Porch Lights' might be about events or stories that are somehow related to porch lights. Maybe it could be about the memories associated with a particular porch and its lights, or perhaps some mysterious happenings that occur under the glow of the porch lights.
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2024-11-14 15:16
Who is the author of 'porch lights novel'?
I don't know who the author of the 'porch lights novel' is. There are so many novels out there that it's difficult to determine without more information.
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2024-12-06 19:29
What is 'porch lights novel' about?
I'm not sure specifically as there could be many novels with 'porch lights' in the title. It might be about events or stories that somehow revolve around porch lights. Maybe it's a mystery where something strange happens near the porch light at night.
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2024-12-06 14:27
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