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Donald was a poor sap who wanted nothing more than a quiet life with his ducks. Sure he was a bit fanatical in his duck obsession but no harm no foul right? Wrong for he too was driven by revenge on his so called human 'freinds' who stole his life's work and played it off as their own casting him aside to become stars and leave him in the dust. On one fateful day he led his cherished ducks in a revolution to take back what was his and claim his revenge, sadly the guards exploited his only weakness... guns and heavy artillery as he was shot dead and his flock of angry ducks followed him to the great beyond. Marvel at his wild shenanigans on his journey to become the duck king in his second chance on life. p.s. I'm not going to do something like promise you a world that makes complete logical sense or ontime or well placed story beats. I'm not civilized enough to do something like that, and promising you something that makes sense is just my lying to you and myself. But if you can handle a few inconsistencies and just want an interesting story that's crazy hectic with all sorts of wacky shenanigans, and flying by the seem of your pants crazy. well I can do that and I think you'll love this story, just give it a shot, what could possibly go wrong besides well everything of course!

In Realmshaper III, a dedicated gamer under the name "UwUE-kitten" with a catgirl figure has managed to grind his way into the leaderboard for top 100 assassins. However, disillusioned by the fact that he joined the game too late and has missed out all the good opportunites, he has decided to quit the game. However, to ensure everyone remembers him, he has decided to make a global announcement to give his account away. SYSTEM WARNING: “USER WILL BE TELEPORTED TO THE STARTER VILLAGE IN THE GAME IN 10 SECONDS TO RE EXPERIENCE THE FUN AND WARMTH THIS GAME HAS TO OFFER.” Do you think I will believe that? Wait, why am I actually scared right now. Waking up as a catgirl with pointed eyes and a furry tail, "UwUE-kitten" discovers that his account has been transported to the beta version of Realmshaper III. Alright, time to make up for all the regrets in my previous life in Realmshaper III.

After dying in the dumbest way imaginable, the gamer known as Ghost awakens as a duck in a world of magic and monsters. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, instincts, and a mysterious fire burning inside him, he’s ready to prove one thing even a duck can rise from ashes.

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Duck Duck Goose is meant to be the second book in the Snow in August trilogy. Each of the books can be read without prior information in the other books. This novel’s theme has to do with suicide and dealing with grief.

Politics have never been this hard, and magic seems to be nonexistent... In the pursuit of infinite knowledge Feng Huan is kicked to the fate of traveling to a different time period in a reset. But after a brush in with some peasants he is sent to an unfamiliar place all together.

Gacha can be statisfying but most of the time it's very frustrating. Unfortuntely Jin died and got attached to a gacha system.

I took inspiration from literally a fanfic name similar to this but didn’t really like how they did it and wanted to write something I think is alright P.S I’m sorry for the cliche beginning I’m new and don’t feel like putting any thought into the reason he’s OP but I’ll try.P.S again don’t own any character in lookism or weak hero all belong to their respective authors.Another P.s can’t add to fanfiction for some reason

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."

I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?