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" Oath Not to Be an Empress " was an ancient romance novel written by Du Han. The background of the story was set in a chaotic world. It mainly told the story of the descendant of the transmigrator, the Red Clothed Demon, who helped Zhu Yuanzhang conquer the country and govern the government. In the novel, the protagonist would rather be alone in the face of the emperor's favor and not be moved by the harem. However, the specific plot and plot development of the novel could only be understood after reading the full text.

In general, it's not a good idea. T - rated stories are aimed at a teen audience. While some mild swearing might be tolerated in certain contexts, it's better to avoid it to keep the story appropriate for the intended readership.

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As a person who loves reading novels, I can't explain the meaning of all the jokes because the jokes are often humorous, ironic, teasing, etc. The specific meaning may vary from person to person. If you can provide more background information or context, I can try to better understand and answer your questions.

Hello ~ As an expert in recommending online novels, I'll recommend you a few novels similar to "Swear to Be a Normal Person"~ 1. This is a supernatural novel written by the author of "Cultivation in the City", Junzi Duanzhu. Similar to "I Swear to Be a Normal Person", it has an "abnormal person" setting and tells the story of cultivation. At the same time, it also contains some real-life and workplace plots. It's quite recommended! 2. The author of "I Have a Room in the American Mental Hospital", Wright, wrote a novel called "The Infinite Heavens." The protagonist was also an "unconventional person" accepted by the minority in the circle. It was very consistent with the theme of "swearing to be a normal person." 3. The author of "Xu Sanduo's Supernatural Fourth Brother", Hei Duduo, wrote a military-military career novel. The main character was also an outsider. He integrated into life in the army and completed the transformation from an "abnormal person" to a "normal person". It was similar to "Swear to Be a Normal Person"! Combining the plot characteristics of the above three books, I think it's very suitable for your little friend who likes to be a normal person! I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~

There were novels similar to "I Will Be a Novelist" 1."Family Cultivation Begins from Raising Fish." Author: Xiao Xiao Mu Xue Gui 2."The Wise Man of the Primordial Witch Tribe", Author: Drunken Cloud Blowing Dreams 3: From Clam Essence to Clam Dragon Immortal, Author: Ignorant Abandoned House 4."Little Rich Man in the Mountain Village". Author: Reality is very naive. 5:"I am the Farmer of the Elf", Author: Wind Begins from Gold 6:"Rebirth 1994, Starting from the Repair of the Bike Shop", Author: Perfunctory Hope 7: Legend of the Primordial Demon Saint, Author: Watt Pilots a Plane 8:"Reborn Fishing Village, Starting from Aquatic Cultivation", Author: Incantation 9:"Back to 1983, Starting from a Small Fishing Village", Author: Taoist Priest Tidal Sea World, Author: Tavern Under the Tree Countercurrent 1978, Starting from the Production Team, Author: Shiliyang River Green Lotus Immortal Clan, Author: A Naughty Xiugou The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Family Cultivation Begins from Raising Fish": Transmigration to the cultivation family, Li Family. However, your spiritual roots are a little bad. Alright, practice talismans and raise fish to earn spirit stones. If you don't have enough talent, you can make up for it with spirit stones. My good brother's cultivation is too slow, do you need some guidance? However, he discovered something big. Shocked,[Fourth Brother is actually a cultivator with five spiritual roots, but he has cultivated at the speed of three spiritual roots.] What? Sixth Brother had a dark spirit root? Previously, I was afraid that you would suffer and be tired, so I painstakingly guided you in your cultivation. You actually have a dark spirit root! Li Xiangyun was jealous for the first time. [Mortal Stream][Family Stream][Farming Stream] 2.<<The Wise Man of the Wu Tribe in the Untainted Land>>: Among the hundred tribes in the Untainted Land, only the fittest survive. To survive, not only do you need unparalleled martial strength, you also need supreme courage and wisdom. The names of all the characters in this story are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. The new book,"The Great Wizard of the Wilderness". Brothers and sisters, please support me. Thank you. 3."From Clam Essence to Clam Dragon Fairy": This is a magical world. There were humans, demons, immortals, and Buddhas. Dynasties rose one after another, and the world changed. However, all of this had nothing to do with Gu Yang. He was just a clam spirit. A mussel spirit with human memories. Gu Yang did not like fighting and killing. He only wanted to transform into an immortal as soon as possible. At the very least, he had to return to his human form. However, the path of demonic cultivation was full of dangers. Unknowingly, Gu Yang had already owed countless favors. In order to repay his debt, Gu Yang had no choice but to cultivate diligently. The first step was to evolve from an ordinary clam spirit to the legendary mirage dragon. The second step was to cultivate the 12 pearls that he had nurtured into 12 Sea Calming Pearls. A few thousand years later, Gu Yang held the Divine Sea Calming Pearl and looked back. However, he realized that he was already standing on the clouds. Along the way, there were surprises and joys, hardships and difficulties, laughter and curses, killing and conquering… In short, please see how Gu Yang, a little mussel spirit, grew from the lowest point of demon cultivation to a generation of "Clam Dragon Immortal" in a world similar to Liaozhai. 4."Mountain Village Tycoon": Word count: 1.14 million Status Type: Farming I just found it and haven't watched it yet. I welcome everyone to test the poison in advance. 5."I Am a Farmer: Elf": recommendations: There is a golden finger similar to the power of Joupan, the animation world view of the beginning of Fengyuan (with Little Zhi) Pokémon Farm farming novel. There are too many battle descriptions at the moment. I hope to return to the farm main storyline as soon as possible. 6:"Rebirth 1994, Starting from repairing a bicycle shop": Ye Qiu was reborn in 1994 and became a laid-off worker. With the memories of his later life, his only wish was to earn money. However, he had no capital and could only open a bicycle shop on the street to earn his first bucket of gold… He paid tribute to those who had a hard life. He could not ignore those who had been knocked down just because the entire country was running forward. 7."The Legend of the Primordial Demon Saint":"I, Hongjun, will teach the Great Luo and the Way of Becoming a Saint in Zixiao Palace a hundred years later. All Taiyi Immortals can come and listen." Yang Lei felt very uncomfortable when he heard such a loud voice coming from somewhere. Dao Ancestor, I want to hear it too! ...... "Your Majesty, the outside world is saying that Yang Shu Jing is your illegitimate son, so you taught him the Golden Crow Rainbow Transformation Technique…" Taiyi's eyes widened. He, a Golden Crow, had given birth to a son of Yang Shu? ...... "Your Majesty, the Jie and Chan Sects seem to be making a big move again…" "Quickly go and invite Yang Qing. Let's see what he heard." ...... Sigh, I already said that I didn't eavesdrop. They just floated into my ears. Besides, who in the Primordial World doesn't know that I'm tight-lipped, Yang Sanshi… Hey, hey, hey, Fairy Qingluan, I really didn't spread the news that you suffered from the longing of the Great God Lu Wu... What does what Yang Lei said have to do with me, Three Stones? 8."Rebirth of a Fishing Village, Starting from Aquatic Cultivation": This is a farming story of aquatic cultivation. Jiang Ruoyu had been reborn into a small fishing village in 1984. She was a bastard in her previous life, but she could not do this in this life. Starting from mussel breeding, he led a rich and ordinary life with his village flower wife and cute daughter. 9:"Back to 1983, Starting from a Small Fishing Village"(Casual Daily Writing, not too pretentious and face-slapping, Chronicle Writing, Daily Writing, Sea Racing, Farming, Family Head, Family Short, Don't Enter If You Don't Like, Don't Spit) He had never thought that he would be reborn back to 1983. In his previous life, Chen Changqing was a successful person in the eyes of others. However, who knew that he had too many regrets in his previous life? The small fishing village in his memory was still so familiar, but he was no longer the young him. In this life, Chen Changqing did not want to leave behind too many regrets and live a good life. 10:"The World of the Tidal Sea": Tide is the Impermanence of the Sea Rise and fall, is the fickleness of fate In the island of the late 90s, farming became the only way out Some people are greedy, some people are crazy, there are endless storms along the way But there were also people who rose up and wanted to go to the outside world This is a story of ups and downs It is also a story of the rise of fishermen 11:"Countercurrent 1978 Begins from the Production Team": A Rarely Seen Recently Rewriting [Green Lotus Immortal Clan: 6,000 per day (Family, Mortal)] He carried a Green Lotus Seed and a scroll of the Green Lotus Creation Technique. He was reborn as the Young Clan Leader of Green Lotus Island and was appointed as the temporary Clan Leader of the clan in the face of danger. He wanted to see how the young man would lead his clansmen on the path of immortality and how he would dominate the three worlds. He would strengthen the clan with the mindset of a reborn person and let the Green Lotus Immortal clan become the number one clan in the Three Realms.

Yes, sometimes. But it depends on the genre, target audience, and the overall tone of the story.

The answer isn't straightforward. It often comes down to the style and purpose of the story. If the context demands it and it serves a narrative purpose, swearing could be included. However, too much or unnecessary swearing can detract from the quality of the story.

You can swear in stories, but it's important to consider the context and the impact it might have on the readers. Sometimes, swearing can add realism or intensity, but it can also turn off some readers if it's overused or unnecessary.

You can try looking for it on some popular light novel platforms like J-Novel Club or BookWalker. They often have a wide range of light novels available.