meme guido

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

I just want the author badge but I’ll continue to post some stupid shit after I get the badge. ?‍??

Have a wonderful taim birthday party

Apa? Sinopsis? ngapain? Lagian ini novel kagak jelas, ngapain di kasih sinopsis anjir. Masih maksa? yaudah ini sinopsisnya. seorang pria wibu akut yang hobinya nonton meme dan anime kagak jelas, tiba-tiba masuk ke dunia Isekai, dan disana dia harus bertahan hidup sebisa mungkin.

Aiyana’s got rules. Rule #1: Don’t date hot guys. Rule #2: Seriously—don’t. Rule #3: If a hot guy smiles at you in public, just know your life is about to spiral faster than Wi-Fi during harmattan. Too bad the hottest guy on campus, Damian Cole, didn’t get the memo. One sticky Louisiana morning, Aiyana curved him in front of half the school and by 4 p.m., she was a meme. By 6, she was international. By 9, her gay bestie Jordan had already printed T-shirts. Now the internet thinks she’s a savage, her messy friend group is milking the drama, and Damian? Instead of walking away with his ego bruised, he’s decided to make her his new full-time hobby. What starts as a public rejection turns into fake-dating chaos, viral TikToks, clapbacks in the comments section, and the kind of banter that could make a nun reconsider celibacy. And Aiyana? She’s about to find out the real danger of hot guys isn’t heartbreak it’s accidentally catching feelings for one who’s way too good at being the villain in your story.

Aina est la fidèle servante d'une illustre famille ducale, les Signavit. Une famille aussi mystérieuse que fascinante, dont les membres demeurent cloitrés dans un manoir au sommet d'une impénétrable montagne et le visage perpétuellement couvert par des masques. Malgré tout, elle ne questionna jamais son existence, où l'attitude de ses maîtres et maîtresses, parce que cet endroit était la seule chose qu'elle avait toujours connue. Enfin... Jusqu'à ce que l'un d'entre eux disparaisse mystérieusement. Dès lors, elle entreprit de faire la lumière sur ce mystère, sans savoir que celui-ci actionnait la roue du destin et qu'elle allait retrouver bien plus, dans sa quête de la vérité, que ce qu'elle cherchait au départ... Sans penser que tout ceci allait la ramener des années en arrière, au sein d'une vie dont elle n'avait plus aucun souvenir. "Les apparences sont belles dans leur vérité momentanée." - Octavio Paz Attention ! Ce récit va traiter de sujets qui peuvent être difficiles pour certaines personnes, je vous invite donc à passer votre chemin si les sujets suivants vous mettent mal à l'aise (attention certains termes pourraient spoiler des évènements de l'histoire) : Suicide, violence, maltraitance, dépression, troubles mentaux et viol. ***** « Tu l'aimes ? » l'interrogea l'enfant, dont elle avait totalement occulté la présence pendant quelques minutes. « Qui donc, mademoiselle ? » répondit-elle, incertaine de savoir de quoi pouvait bien parler cette dernière. Elle inclina la tête, comme si elle ne comprenait pas. « Ma poupée. » 'Oh... La poupée.' [...] « Elle est très jolie, mais pourquoi est-elle enfermée ? » ne put-elle retenir sa curiosité. L'intéressée baissa les yeux, pour les glisser sur sa peluche, dont elle caressait le cou de manière affectueuse, donnant à la scène une atmosphère sinistre. « Pour qu'elle ne s'échappe pas. »

Natalie had always been a fairly happy girl with a life that she was content with. At least until six months ago when her lifelong best friend, with who she had shared everything with up until that point, suddenly decided that they needed to end their friendship with no warning. The life that she had known and loved shattered around her, taking her with it. Now, she's closed herself off from everyone around her and made a vow to herself to never let anyone in again in an effort to never have to go through that pain again. For six months, her plan had gone smoothly and seemed fail-proof. That is until Riley, who happens to be way too handsome and charming for his own good, abruptly finds his way into her life and flips her world upside down. No matter how much she pushes him away and tries to keep her vow, she keeps finding herself in situations that could ruin everything she's worked so hard for. The more she's around him and is struck by the light he brings into the world, the harder it becomes to keep her vow, and herself, safe. Her life starts to spin out of her control as she tries to figure out what Riley really wants, who he really is, and why her gut keeps telling her that there is more to him than she could ever imagine. As if her plate wasn't already full enough, she's also troubled with trying to figure out why Colton has been acting the way he has and why he really left her. Natalie's life has become anything but simple. But it can only go up from here, right? Wrong. The catastrophic rollercoaster that has become her life has only just begun. Will Natalie ever be able to let down the walls guarding her heart or will she miss out on any

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!