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As a special forces soldier recently returned to the city, I've applied to become the dormitory's security guard. I'm skilled at battling enemies on the front lines, but how should I deal with so many students? Yet, in the city, strength always prevails!

“The three elements of the easy mode of life: extraordinarily handsome appearance, exceptionally intelligent mind, and a healthy and strong body, and I have them all.” Reborn in a parallel world, the disciplined and outstanding high school student Yan Huan is preparing to welcome his glorious days. However... a decade later, he is spotted by five girls with strangely unique abilities. "...We all need to be full of positive energy." Faced with the eager and aggressive girls, Yan Huan, who only reads the classics, says so.

This is a century glittering with the brilliance of human civilization, a world where steam engines, magic, and demi-humans coexist, a chapter of complaints committed due to exploration. 'Red Dragon Queen rises first, annihilating all human affairs with her wrathful flames.' 'The mysterious child of the sea will raise great waves to erase the sins of humanity.' 'The god of the skies will leave no refuge for the remnants, nowhere to belong.' 'The immortal witch composes epitaphs for them with her magic.' 'And I, will write a new chapter for this world' ... ... ... ... Years later, Fisher, who has received the apocalyptic prophecy and the miraculous tool called the Demi-Human Girls' Completion Manual, wishes to be recognized as a pioneer in demi-human academia, a savior of human civilization, a dove of peace, and a messiah. Instead of being the person who is torn apart with the firewood knife, and the savior divided into pieces.

The nuclear war destroyed the world, and I was spared when I was taking the girl group on vacation. On an inhabited island with seven gorgeous beauties, I had become the only man on the uninhabited island. The most disagreeable assistant had become the sweet cake among girls. The popular actress sought after by thousands of people could only hold me tightly and warm themselves in the most primitive way. There were many dangers on the uninhabited island. Fortunately, I can add skills to myself. As long as I breathe, I can get experience points, which can add to my life skills. When the beauties tried to drill wood to make fire, I had already lit a bonfire. When they ran away because of meeting the wild boar, I had already crouched in the grass with a self-made spear and been prepared to launch a fatal blow at any time. Whether I was hunting or cutting trees, I could obtain the experience points of survival. Experience points could be exchanged for a new skill of survival, and I could also give the skill upgrade. After I could provide survival skills upgrade. Life on the uninhabited island has become colorful, but it was a little difficult to deal with the seven girls. This was the annoyance of happiness.

Please read the note below. One day, I woke up only find out that I’d become a Demon Lord, an individual responsible for protecting a dungeon. The world I’d been spirited away to was one filled with violence. Gigantic monsters wandered through it and competed with each other each and every day for the right to survive. I had no choice but to strengthen my dungeon’s defenses in hopes of living another day—or at least that was what I’d thought. For some odd reason, I instead ended up spending my days in relaxation and bliss. This is Yuki’s story, my story. It tells the tale of how I spent my days after settling down in a dungeon with a self indulgent, “supreme” dragon girl and a young vampire. Note: This is not my original post. I just copy/paste this from online. And by the way, this is a web novel. Not light novel. I'll tell you this beforehand: This series doesn't have chapter 417. I can't find it anywhere. Links: https://novel-bin.net/novel-bin/a-demon-lords-tale-dungeons-monster-girls-and-heartwarming-bliss-nov668699991#tab-chapters-title https://novelfree.ml/novel/A-Demon-Lords-Tale-Dungeons-Monster-Girls-and-Heartwarming-Bliss/302045/Chapter-1-Apparently-I-Grew-Wings.html

[Mature Content] [NO NTR] Arthur got randomly transported to another world. Some people would find that terrifying, but not for him, who was tired of his old life; it was an opportunity. And, after having bad luck all his life, the tide changed. It was a world of magic where wizards fought side-by-side with their familiars. Arthur got summoned to be one of these so-called familiars. He was furious. The thought of becoming a pet was not something he liked. Well, that changed when he saw who his master was. A hot-woman. And, to make everything better, Arthur was inside the Frostpeak Magic Academy, which only had women students. "This is heaven. All familiars are beasts, but I'm different. I'm a good-looking man inside a place filled with hot girls." When he thought his luck could not get better, he unlocked a system that helped him with everything. Of course, he used the system for a greater good, like getting girls. ~~~~~~ The early chapters are not that great. It was my first time writing, also in a different language, but it does get better along the way, so if you endure the start, you will be golden! ~~~~~~ Discord link : https://discord.gg/KWXp7BMq9t ~~~~~~ Yes, he will have a wife harem. Yes, he gets lots of abilities, and a bloodline. Yes, the plot is awesome. Yes, the quality of chapters improved as I became a better writer.

Wen Zhixing has transmigrated into the world of cultivation and has been unexpectedly abducted to the Wondrous Palace, where is full of infamous female cultivators. However, with his Immortality System, Wen Zhixing discovers that he could see their "Fortune Fragments" and take advantage of these Fragments by consuming his lifespan. [ Acquire the constitution: Revival of the Withered Tree.] [Revival of the Withered Tree: Blazing Gold Quality. Can rejuvenate a withered body. Each time the body enters a withered state, it will undergo nirvana. After nine nirvanas, it will shed its mortal form.]...

What do you do when you're a loser who is suddenly called the saviour of the world!? You use it as an opportunity to take charge of your own life while picking up cute girls along the way! Han Luo is just that kind of person, a perverted loser who is suddenly told he is the saviour of the world. "what do you mean I'm the only one!? cant you see I'm a loser!?" "If you want to kill me then you are going to have to work for it! My life isn't that cheap!" Join Han Luo on his journey through the post-apocalypse! [P.S. This is tagged Overpowered because I always wanted to create someone unbelievably strong. So Han is going to become one of the damn strongest people on this entire site - not just this story. But a good story needs growth, not just a quick power dump, so he'll be a bit pitiful at first, around chapters 1-15. So please bear with me till he gets back from his first time skip. After then, you'll be in for the ride of your lives] .......... Worked on it, so it's all good now. .......... The MC is not inherently good nor is he evil. He is like the manifestation of every man's internal dialogue come to life. He loves women and he will also do anything to stand on top of the world. He is extremely smart but he will also make good decisions, bad decisions and also silly decisions. If you're looking for a perfect MC with no flaws... well... Anyways, please try the first few chapters before you go. I promise you won't regret it. ....... Current release rate. 1 chapter a day + 3 chapter Mass release every Sunday P.S. I will post more than one chapter sometimes on the weekdays if I'm feeling really testy, but y'all can always expect a chapter a day. ....... Our discord is live!!! If you want to see your favourite characters up close or just want to talk to other readers, then join here. https://discord.gg/FGrRuwE2TH ...... P.P.P.P.S... I have no idea how may this is, but here goes! I've made the first side story about Regulus and its currently up! Hope you guys enjoy it!

5 Flower girls adalah sekelompok wanita berhijab. Mereka memiliki kemampuan yang bisa melebihi dari seorang pria. Tidak ada yang mengetahui jika pekerjaan mereka sangat berbahaya. Bahkan bisa membuat nyawa mereka sebagai taruhannya. Mereka adalah Fahira, Nisrina, Rosmalia, Zetta, dan Violetta. Mereka berlima selalu melakukan misi bersama-sama. Karena adanya suatu peristiwa sehingga mereka berlima memutuskan untuk berpisah. Tidak ada dari satu pun mereka boleh berhubungan, kecuali jika salah satu dari mereka dalam bahaya.

Herbert has reincarnated. He has become a rookie Prison Warden in charge of guarding the monster girl prisoners. Bad news — as a Paladin, he must adhere to purity throughout his life. Good news — interacting with the monster girls not only won't cause Herbert to break his vow and become Fallen, but it can instead give him a special blessing. So… You already know what's going to happen, right?