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roasts for a skinny person

roasts for a skinny person

Once, I wanted to be a good person

Once, I wanted to be a good person

Fang Ze transmigrated to a world filled with superpowers and became a police. Initially, he planned to carry out his duties diligently. However, by chance, he discovered that his true identity was actually a criminal who had been arrested. The police faked his identity and made him believe that he was one of them. Then, they utilized his remaining memories to solve the case and identify his accomplices. They had set up a huge operation and were ready to capture him and his accomplices at any time! Fortunately, he acquired a superpower called the Midnight Investigation Room. At midnight every day, he could conduct an investigation on a chosen target. During his investigation, not only could he hear the actual thoughts running through the head of his subject, he could also acquire different items based on the value of the information he collected. Some of the items he acquired included: a mushroom that could sustain its host’s beauty forever; a credit card that allowed its users to loan from the future unlimitedly; a loyal assassin troop that lurked in the shadow; a demon eye that allowed its user to pry into the other world; a kobold that could learn and train with double efficiency on behalf of its master; seeds that could be attached to enemies’ bodies to make them puppets; and tapes that could transform human bodies into rocks when applied. In order to resolve his crisis, he collected information and investigated the case while improving his ability and expanding his influence. Unfortunately, he uncovered an even bigger scheme after solving his case. This entire world turned out to be a scheme! Many years later, Fang Ze sat on the throne of the King of Darkness. Accumulated beneath his throne were the countless skulls of his enemies.
Games
1272 Chs
Invincible! This person has lived for a billion years

Invincible! This person has lived for a billion years

Overpowered Protagonist: Yes,Strength of the Protagonist's Superpowers: ∞,Protagonist's Age: ???,Characters with Diverse Personalities: Yes,Interesting Antagonist: Yes Five of the world's wealthiest tycoons descended upon a poverty-stricken district simultaneously, astonishingly just to visit a 20-year-old young man. This young man was their master fifty years ago. Initially, these magnates only acquired some rudimentary knowledge from William Johnson, but that was enough to make them leaders in their respective fields. However, they were stunned by William's ageless visage when they saw him again, as they were unaware that William Johnson had lived for a billion years. He not only established different religions all over the world, but even Alexander the Great was once his student. Yet, after dispersing the tycoons fifty years ago, he chose a long slumber. But now, William Johnson has awakened... --------------------------- Update Schedule: Update daily. Minimum of two chapters per day. If I get drunk, I might update four chapters, haha. Please show your support if you enjoy the story! [50 power stones = 1 bonus chapter] [200 Power stones = 2 bonus chapters] [400 power stones = 3 bonus chapters] ... [300 golden tickets =??? ] Bonus release will drop the following week! Psst, a little secret for the eagle-eyed readers – there are hidden treasures sprinkled throughout the chapters! Keep your eyes peeled for these sneaky surprises and enjoy the bonus rewards they bring!
Fantasy
854 Chs
As an Ordinary person (Why do I keep attracting Psychopaths?)

As an Ordinary person (Why do I keep attracting Psychopaths?)

As an ordinary person who found herself in another world, Yuna a fanatic reader decided that she is too ordinary and lazy to achieve something big and want to live a leisure and easy live, following the masses and blend in on the new world she found herself in. However, Yuna who thought herself to be quite ordinary tends to accidently create extraordinary things. •Influencing in letting the most feared assassin guild being created •Becoming a legend by creating the most respected Knights •Accidentally led to the establishment of the most devout and pious Temples .......and the list goes on. Yuna who found herself at the centre of it all : "......." Yuna: "I swear I'm only an ordinary person and everything is a mistake! an accident! I don't know anything ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ" Not only that, Yuna also have the knack of attracting all sorts of psychopaths. Psychopath no 1: "I cannot live without you, I won't let you leave me" Psychopath no 2: "You are my God and I am at the mercy of your will" Psychopath no 3: "What do you mean I am free? You are my shackles" Psychopath no 4, 5, 6, 7 : "Master, you cannot abandon us!" Yuna: "Fucking hell, what did I do??? Why Me??? (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠)" As a person who is always ordinary, Yuna felt overwhelmed in another world that cannot let her be ordinary! _____________________________________________________________________ Assuming a role of an ordinary person in her previous life but adorn the role of either a God's messanger, Pioneer of Light, Guide, a Path or even the God itself..... A fateful and eventful life of Yuna began in another World. [May the Holy Light be with you]
Fantasy
130 Chs
Don't look down on the homeless person beside you; they might have bee

Don't look down on the homeless person beside you; they might have bee

Title: Wall Street Vengeance Genre: Mystery / Crime / Action / Psychological Growth / Revenge Setting: Modern-day New York, where the glittering towers of Wall Street hide a dark underworld intertwined with corrupt politicians and criminal syndicates. At its heart is the "Blue Ocean Project," an illegal biotech experiment protected by powerful figures. Plot Summary: Chapters 1–5: Descent into Darkness Jack Morgan, once a successful investment banker, returns from prison to find his career usurped by Richard Langley. Blacklisted, Jack descends into the city's underbelly, meeting Emily, a hacker, and Isabella, who reveals that the "Blue Ocean Project" is more than just money laundering—it's a dangerous government-sanctioned experiment. Jack suspects he was framed to protect this conspiracy. Chapters 6–10: Shadows and Schemes Discovering Richard’s vast influence over finance, politics, and crime, Jack realizes the danger he faces. Chinatown gang leader Ali pressures them for intelligence on the project. Through violent confrontations, Jack evolves from a corporate elite into a hardened survivor, building his own network of allies and informants. Chapters 11–15: Counterstrike Formation After escaping Ali’s ambush, Jack consults John, a streetwise strategist. With new insights, Jack plans to infiltrate Richard’s empire using Isabella’s connections, gather evidence, and expose the conspiracy publicly. His goal shifts from survival to justice, aiming to dismantle Richard’s empire and reveal the truth behind the Blue Ocean Project. Themes: Survival & Rebirth: Jack’s transformation reflects resilience in adversity. Justice & Vengeance: The moral ambiguity of personal justice when legal systems fail. Power & Corruption: Exposes the collusion between capital, politics, and crime. Trust & Betrayal: Highlights the fragility of trust and the impact of betrayal. Unresolved Questions: What secrets does the "Phoenix Laboratory" hold? Who is John, and what is his past? Will Ali discover Jack’s plan? Does Isabella have hidden motives? Style & Tone: Fast-paced, gritty, and intense, blending sharp dialogue with psychological depth. The narrative contrasts urban decay with corporate opulence, delivering action-packed sequences and intricate schemes. Themes of identity, redemption, and resistance resonate throughout, making Jack a symbol of defiance against systemic oppression.
Urban
135 Chs
How skinny is Li Yitong in person?
Li Yitong's actual weight was 90 pounds.
1 answer
2024-12-28 18:08
What are the characteristics of a cartoon skinny person?
A cartoon skinny person is typically depicted with a lack of muscle definition, a flat chest and stomach, and sharp features. Sometimes they might be shown moving gracefully due to their light frame.
1 answer
2025-03-27 21:11
What are the characteristics of a skinny cartoon person?
A skinny cartoon person usually has a thin build, long limbs, and a narrow waist. Their face might have sharp features too.
2 answers
2025-10-11 07:29
What are some funny cartoon roasts?
Well, there's the classic roast of SpongeBob SquarePants for always getting into wacky situations. Like when he tries to do something simple and ends up making a huge mess!
2 answers
2025-05-12 10:00
What are the funniest roasts for cartoon girls?
You could say something like 'That cartoon girl's fashion sense is straight out of a dumpster!' It's a simple but funny roast.
1 answer
2025-06-05 07:12
How can a flat skinny and shy person build confidence?
They can also practice positive self - talk. Instead of thinking negative thoughts about being flat skinny, they can tell themselves that they are unique. When it comes to shyness, they can gradually expose themselves to social situations. For instance, start with small gatherings and then move on to bigger ones. This helps in building confidence over time.
2 answers
2024-11-02 21:04
What are the common themes in 'naruto roasts sasuke fanfiction'?
One common theme is Naruto highlighting Sasuke's pride. Naruto often uses Sasuke's over - the - top pride as a target for his roasts. For example, he might make fun of how Sasuke always thinks he's better than everyone else in terms of skills.
3 answers
2024-10-30 18:36
Which funny cartoon characters can be used for roasts?
I think characters like Homer Simpson from The Simpsons or Peter Griffin from Family Guy could be used for roasts. They have those comical and sometimes over-the-top personalities that can be played up for a good roast.
2 answers
2025-04-26 06:39
What does the guy that roasts cartoons do exactly?
Well, the guy that roasts cartoons might point out flaws or things he doesn't like about the cartoons. Maybe it's the poor writing, uninteresting characters, or bad graphics. He does it to entertain or express his opinions.
1 answer
2025-03-31 11:04
Skinny 20
Skinny Fat 20 was a fat-reducing technology brand under China Food Anhong (Guangdong) Health Industry Co., Ltd. It provided a set of scientific fat-loss programs, including body fat monitoring, fat-loss education, and nutritious meals. The brand's nutritional solid drink contains a variety of nutrients, low calories, low sugar, and can provide daily essential nutrients. The fat-loss plan of Skinny Fat Bar 20 was customized. The corresponding diet plan was designed according to the individual's fat-loss goals and lifestyle habits, and continuous supervision and adjustment were provided. It was said that Skin-Fat 20 had helped nearly a million obese users worldwide lose more than 3.4 million kilograms of fat. However, there was no relevant data or research results regarding the specific fat-reducing effects and scientific nature of the Fat Loss 20.
1 answer
2025-01-17 21:29
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