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😋I recommend the following novels to you. I hope they can motivate you to lose weight! - " After I Bound to the King's Red Envelope Group, I Ascended." The main character had transmigrated to junior high school and was relatively fat. He gradually lost weight by playing games and participating in activities. - " Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm Going to Lose Weight." In order to pursue Prince Charming and become a young lady, the protagonist resolutely decided to lose weight. He successfully lost weight by analyzing his physique and persisting in fitness. - In " Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart," the protagonist began to lose weight because her husband disliked her for being fat. She successfully lost weight through exercise and healthy diet. - In " My Wife Has Superpowers," the protagonist started to lose weight due to his inferiority complex. He successfully lost weight through system binding and exercise. - In " Picking Up a Wild Mountain," the main character started to lose weight because he wanted to start a new life in his hometown and fight for hegemony in the other world. He successfully lost weight through hard farming and exercise. I hope you like these novels!😗~

😋I recommend the following novels to you: "I Have a Beautiful System": The story of a fat girl's counterattack against a fair, rich, and beautiful woman. Let's see if this inspirational story can motivate you to lose weight. <All-rounded Shooting Guard>: The story of a basketball genius who suddenly became obese and returned to the game. Let's see if this teenager's inspirational story can inspire you to exercise? "Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm going to lose some weight": The story of a Chinese medicine descendant losing weight. Let's see if this fat man's weight loss story can inspire you to have a healthy body. "Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart": The story of a fat girl turning into a beauty. Let's see if this story of tireless efforts can motivate you to stick to losing weight? I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Sure. Here's a joke from it. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

There were many celebrities in the entertainment industry who were not good at jokes but became good at them in variety shows. For example, Deng Chao's performance in " Run Brothers " was highly praised. He wasn't a humorous person, but in variety shows, he always won the audience's love and praise through his intelligence and humorous performance. There were also celebrities like Yang Mi and Wu Yifan who had performed well in TV dramas or movies, but they also showed their humorous side in variety shows and won the audience's love.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

There were novels similar to Cold Jokes in Love: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen This Game Is Too Real by Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: [1. Book of Troubled Times: The Iron Horse and Ice River Come to Dream] Zhao Changhe's name was very ordinary, but his experiences were extraordinary. After one battle after another, at the end of one nightmare after another, he was brought to an unknown foreign world by a blind woman. Zhao Changhe did not panic. Instead, he continued to adapt to that world and became the key to opening the Book of Chaos… Although the plot had only just surfaced, the aura of the martial world had already begun to show its edge. The characters were drawn in depth, the foreshadowing of the grass gray snake line, the delicate and moving emotional drama, the combination of a hint of humor, and the subtle details that made the world more real. With the support of Ji Cha's powerful pen, this confusing future was particularly attractive. I have to say, Ji Cha's book really caught my eye. 2."Spirit Realm Traveler":[144] Selling newspaper, Little Langjun,"Spirit Realm Traveler" [Total ranking of Hundred Alliances: 144] 2022 Hundred Alliances Ranking: 2 [Hundred League Badge Release Time: 2022-4-9] Title: Spirit Realm Walker Author: Paper Selling Young Langjun [Author Level: Platinum] [Alliance Leader Count: 372] [Silver Grand Alliance: 14] Golden Sect Master: 7 Fans/10,000: 830 <Category: Sci-fi Evolution> Total Words/Ten Thousand: 224 Date of publication: March 23, 2022 [Hundred League Time/Day: 16] Last updated: May 1, 2022 First order: 81,780 Average: Not counted [Completed: No] End date: × Writing time/day: × Date: January 18, 2023 3."Tang's Table": Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. The food that was finally served on the table was the food that most suited the stomach of the Tang people. Excellent, recommended. 4."King of Familiars":"King of Familiars" is a fantasy novel full of infinite possibilities. The story was set in a brand new era of familiars. The protagonists signed contracts with various magical animals and embarked on a journey full of adventures and challenges. The author cleverly combined the familiar style with the elements of online games to create an exciting new world. The plot was compact and full of excitement and surprises, allowing one to read many chapters in one breath. Whether it was the content of the book or the life outside the book, emotions, psychology, society, history, and so on, this book gave people inspiration and thought. Overall, I highly recommend King of Familiars, giving it 8.3 points. Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation: Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation is a fascinating novel. The early part of the story was more about depression and survival, with some dark humor elements, giving people a different feeling. The setting of the world was very attractive, and it made people look forward to the development of the story. His level in the later stages was also maintained well, giving people a feeling that he was gradually getting better. Not only was this book interesting, but it could also make people relax. It was a good book for leisure. I recommend everyone to read it. I don't know why, but I couldn't enter the world of novels before. Perhaps he was looking forward to reading this book, or perhaps he was not in the right state of mind when reading it. But when I started reading again, I found that I was gradually attracted by the story. The protagonist's growth and struggle, as well as the fierce battle with the enemy, made me feel the tension and excitement of the story. This book was not only a Xianxia novel, but it also expressed some deeper topics and values. The immortals and cultivation in the story were just superficial things. What was more important was the spiritual inspiration and life thinking it brought to people. 6."National Forensic Science":"National Forensic Science" was an urban forensic crime solving novel. The author, Shiniao Village, used his deep writing skills and industry knowledge to skillfully integrate professional knowledge into the novel, allowing the readers to feel the illusion of becoming an expert in the light and interesting text. The author's writing style was to make the social background of the novel rational through subtle settings, so as to focus on the description of industry knowledge, using a relaxed writing style to dilute the heaviness of the industry's reality. At the same time, the plot progressed slowly, mixed with a lot of descriptions of the environment or behavior. Behind the seemingly empty words, there was actually a lot of ridicule and innuendo. Therefore, I advise the reader not to skip through, but to carefully savor each paragraph, because this may miss the essence. In addition, there were still some parts of the book that he did not understand. He could seek answers through this chapter. In general, National Forensic Medicine was a highly recommended book. It focused on forensic science and combined medical knowledge with solving cases. It was very refreshing. Moreover, the author's previous book, the Divine Text Doctor Ling, was also very good. The main character was very well portrayed. Overall, National Forensics was a very solid book. It was a good choice for both food and entertainment. 7."Wait, Heroine": Emmmm. .... The male protagonist is talented and the characters are well portrayed. The male protagonist's pet bird is very interesting. 8."Mantang Colorful Scenery": Rating: AAAAA The prosperous Chang 'an City was full of undercurrents. Under the rule of the court, people were arrogant and extravagant, and they fought for power endlessly. The country was in turmoil, the Hu people rebelled, and human lives were like grass. This was the best moment for the Great Tang, and also the worst moment… 9:"Hidden Dead Corner": S (tentative) I didn't even see the last one before I abandoned it. This one finally feels a little like when I was chasing after the Galleon Beast. 10."Final Divine Order": Another proficiency level system. The story is currently passable. The background is a modern fantasy. The setting should be quite big. "Beyond Time":"Beyond Time" was a Xianxia classic. The author, Er Gen, showed his unique talent when writing this work. The plot of this novel was compact and fascinating, making people want to finish reading it in one go. The main character was decisive, not a saint, not a set of tricks. He had broken away from the comical route of the previous works. There was a hint of the shadow of the rebellious immortal and the devil, which reminded people of the works before Er Gen's. This novel was not only a Xianxia novel, but also a work that made people think deeply. It makes us think about the difference between life and death, about the possibility of transcending life and death, and about what we are waiting for outside of time. This is a work that is worth reading. I strongly recommend it to everyone. "This Game Is Too Real": I have a suite in the apocalypse. [Description: Traversing the wasteland world, unlocking the sanctuary system. Able to summon creatures called "players" from the world before you transmigrated.] "Red Heart Sky Patrol": In ancient times, the demon race went extinct. In the modern era, the dragon race disappeared. The era of the Great Divine Dao was already like smoke, and the era of the peak of flying swords had finally fallen… What happened in this world? Who would listen to the truth of history buried in the river of time? Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are painted with corpses, and hundreds of years of heaven and earth are painted with hungry tigers. Heaven and earth are fair as heartless, 14."Ring of Fate": Praise The Fool. The second part of "Lord of the Mysteries" is finally here. This is the novel I'm looking forward to the most this year. I can't help but start killing after only three chapters. I'm waiting for the familiar characters to appear one by one. I strongly recommend it. 15."Great Ming State Preceptor": This year's most popular historical work! The opening was the sharp contrast between the protagonist's lecture and Zhu Di's eavesdropping, which aroused my strong curiosity. The author did not let down the curiosity he created. Every lesson, whether it was the combination of a whip method and the "tax service" created by the "tax service" or the "silver banknote" policy formed based on gold dollars, it was refreshing. When it came to politics, economics, and philosophy, whether it was Dao Yan, whose worldview had been subverted, who shouted,"You are not a real dragon, but a blood-sucking worm," or Little Jiang's Metaphysical Criticize of Transcendental Human Nature, which was written in prison, they all had a hair-raising piercing feeling. It was as if they had used the weapon of thought to pierce through the limitations of the times. "Ascending on an Ascending Day":"Ascending on an Ascending Day" is a traditional Xianxia novel. Its worldview and combat setting are very accurate and admirable. The author, Otaku Pig, showed his talent and creativity in this book. The plot was compact and fascinating. The protagonist, Xu Ying, had been living with a diligent attitude until he caught a different snake. From then on, his fate changed drastically. The whole story revolved around the awakening of the gods in various parts of the Divine Great Land and the sacrifices they received, which led to chaos in the world. The story was fast paced and fascinating. Even though some of the chapters were a little chaotic, overall, it was a good book worth reading. The author had put in a lot of effort in describing the Fairy's Capital, but in the end, it was a bit of a tiger's tail. However, this did not obscure the merits of the work."Ascending on a New Day" was still a wonderful Xianxia novel. 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" The Reborn Jiang Qin Will Never Be a Lackey The first thing I did was tear up the love letter to the school belle in front of me I don't even love dogs Look at money, start a business to make money The more you don't think about something, the more you have something I'll never be a sea king after rebirth Showing off in front of people, it's so cool, it's worth watching Deep Sea Ember: Sprout If it was too little, he would write a simple book review first, and then make up for it later. I think the story of a modern teacher entering another world by mistake is a bit like the book in Big Eyeball's book. Could it be that someone arranged for him to transmigrate? The author's forte was the structure of the world. His logic was meticulous, and the details were exquisite. The book seemed to be very ambitious. Even the gods of the other world seemed to have some problems. The main character was a legendary captain with a fierce reputation. In fact, he was an "ordinary person" who pretended to be calm. The contrast was very interesting. [Reward index: Temporarily four stars] Chapter 19:"Cultivation in the Demonic Martial World": The plagiarist's new book explodes with popularity. The protagonist kills decisively! The average order was 60,000 +. This was the best work of plagiarism. The theme was of high quality, the quality was high, the updates were large, and the rhythm was stable and refreshing. I recommend it! "Who told him to cultivate!" Xianxia Le Ziwen didn't have a deep hatred. He had a strong background and was talented. However, the style of the whole team was wrong. It was obviously very serious, but it was serious and funny. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

Well, one could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! It's a classic play on words that can bring a chuckle.

Here are some recommendations for good and funny novels: 1. " My Princess Consort Is Too Flesh ": This was an ancient romance novel written by Shui Yunxing. 2. " Transformed Game Girl ": This is a light novel, a funny and sarcastic novel. The author is Game Girl. 3. " The Culinary Goddess Girl ": This is a light novel, a funny and sarcastic novel. The author is two clear streams. 4. " Transformed Twin Lolita ": This is a light novel, a funny and dissing novel. The author is a salted fish who has lost his car. 5. " I Really Didn't Turn on the Voice Changer ": This is a light novel, a funny and dissing novel. The author is I Never Thought of Lying to You. These novels are recommended as funny and good works. I hope you will like them!

Well, one classic joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!