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this is not for the sensitive Susie's of the world okay this is a get real and it's about to get completely real and reel because right now I'm just shocked at the amount of stupid that surrounds me

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.

Did you ever wish life had dealt you better cards? That you were born rich and famous? That you could achieve every dream? Well it seems not everyone is destined to be a shine bright but rather shoot across the sky. In a world where magic and monsters coexist, a young man named Zephyr finds himself reborn into a realm unlike any he has ever known. Awakening in an abandoned neighborhood and almost being killed by a monster spider woman, let Zephyr know he wasn’t only younger but also in a new world. As Zephy embarks on a journey of self-discovery and adventure, he learns to harness magic and uncover the secrets of the world. With each spell he casts and monster summon he creates, Zephyr grows stronger and more attuned to the mystical energies that surround him. Will Zephyr once again be a shooting star or will he shine bright like sun? Read to find out…..

That day the world changed. Monsters appeared . Humans started disappearing and the world got sucked by void.

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Hemilia Gran is a student in Hevialia Academy, it's a magical academy where only supernatural people studies there. She is pursuing her dream to become the first female physician in Rosla. Prince Rhyker Danker, is an intelligent man who changed the country, he was the perfect human which every woman wants. Looks, intelligence, personality, everything that is perfect, he owned that. What will happens when she will meet the fourth Prince of Rosla? "Hemilia." He breathed out, his husky voice that hypnotized me everytime. "Prince Rhyker, you know well that we can't be together." I said sternly, the society and his entourage were judging us because he is the perfect man in Rosla while I'm just a student who is only going to be a physician. "Do you think I care about that?" He asked, he rubbed my moist lips with his finger, pushing his finger in my mouth. "Do you think I care about them?" He asked harshly, pushing his finger down on my throat. He slammed me against the wall and pushed another finger in my mouth. "I don't fucking care about them, I only care about you." He scowled and let go of my mouth, I gasped and tried to breathe but then he smashed his lips against me. Kissing me aggressively. He was the prince, he could take any beautiful woman he wants but instead, he marked me as his. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT AND CURSING WORDS.

--- **Synopsis:** In the bustling metropolis of Urbantia, where the pulse of hip-hop reverberates through the streets, emerges a young lyricist known as ShadowVerse. Renowned for his electrifying performances and unparalleled rhyme schemes, ShadowVerse commands attention with every word he spits. Yet, ShadowVerse is more than a rapper; he harbors a secret lineage steeped in ancient mysticism. Descended from a line of arcane poets, he discovers his words hold the power to shape reality itself. Embracing this newfound ability, ShadowVerse embarks on a journey of self-discovery and adventure, navigating the dual worlds of urban culture and mystical realms. Guided by mentors who understand the delicate balance between hip-hop and magic, ShadowVerse learns to harness his abilities while facing formidable challenges. From battling rival emcees in rap cyphers to unraveling the secrets of his ancestry, ShadowVerse must master both the art of rhyme and the art of magic to protect his city and uncover the truth about his heritage. As ShadowVerse's fame rises in the underground scene, so too does his reputation among the hidden circles of mystics and sorcerers. With each verse he crafts, he uncovers more about his lineage and the ancient prophecies that foretell of a chosen one who will unite the realms of hip-hop and magic. But as dark forces gather, drawn by envy and a thirst for power, ShadowVerse faces his greatest challenge yet—balancing his responsibilities as a guardian and a performer, all while staying true to himself and his unique blend of urban swagger and mystical prowess. "RhymeFlow" is a tale of rhythm and resonance, of magic and mastery, where the power of words transcends realms and transforms destinies. Join ShadowVerse on an unforgettable journey through the streets of Urbantia and beyond, where every rhyme is a spell waiting to be cast, and every beat is a heartbeat of adventure.

Living with an anxiety disorder(Mind phobia) wasn't easy for Kim Jung Soo who was a CEO of a furniture company but every time he heard a certain sound of music, the CEO felt at ease and was determined to find the source of that music to cure his disorder. This went on until Kim Jung Soo meets Gil-O Soi who tend to be clumsy and annoying but born with talent of music and ability to feel a boy's fear but uncertain of who that boy could be.

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