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Su Qinglan estava sentada de pernas cruzadas na grama, segurando o filhote de tigre mais gordinho que ela já tinha visto. "Aww... Olhe só para você", ela sussurrou, tocando seu narizinho. "Tão fofo que eu poderia te devorar..." Uma sombra repentina pairou sobre ela. "O que há de tão bom nesse filhote fedorento?" perguntou uma voz profunda e divertida. Ela piscou os olhos... e congelou. Erguendo-se acima dela estava um alto homem-fera tigre, seus olhos dourados estreitados em um sorriso preguiçoso e predatório. "Vamos ter o nosso", ele disse. O cérebro de Su Qinglan entrou em curto-circuito. ... Nosso? NOSSO?! Antes que ela pudesse processar, no momento seguinte foi içada sobre o ombro largo dele como um saco de grãos e carregada diretamente para a caverna. Su Qinglan ficou tão sufocada com a rapidez de tudo aquilo... que esqueceu até mesmo de reclamar. *** Os joelhos de Su Qinglan batiam um contra o outro enquanto ela olhava fixamente para a enorme serpente. Seus olhos vermelhos e frios se estreitaram, o movimento de sua língua provando o ar entre eles. "N-Não me coma", ela gaguejou, abraçando a si mesma. "Eu... eu não sou saborosa... sério, sou dura e cheia de... hm... colesterol ruim." A cabeça da cobra abaixou até ficar a centímetros de seu rosto. Suas orelhas de raposa tremeram freneticamente. E então, antes que ela pudesse piscar... seu corpo enorme cintilou, escamas transformando-se em pele bronzeada e músculos definidos. Diante dela estava um homem tão incrivelmente bonito que os pobres olhos de raposa de Su Qinglan lacrimejaram só de olhar para ele. Su Qinglan engoliu em seco, seu rabo ficando todo arrepiado em pânico. "Eu... eu..." Sua voz falhou. Okay, novo problema... a cobra é gostosa. Ela apertou os olhos fechados. "Se você... se você realmente quiser..." Ela soltou, com o rosto ardendo, "...v-você pode... me pegar." *** Em um momento, Su Qinglan estava lutando com todas as suas forças contra o rei zumbi. Boom! No momento seguinte, ela acordou em um bizarro mundo das bestas... dentro do corpo de uma tirana local preguiçosa, mimada e gorda que todos odiavam. A Su Qinglan "original" tinha sido uma vilã arrogante e manipuladora que passava seus dias intimidando mulheres-fera mais fracas, perseguindo machos bonitos e aterrorizando as crianças da tribo. Agora, graças ao senso de humor distorcido do destino, Qinglan havia herdado o corpo e a má reputação. Mas, sinceramente? Ser gorda em um mundo das bestas ainda era melhor do que passar fome no apocalipse. Pelo menos aqui, ela podia comer. O único problema? Neste mundo, os homens não eram apenas homens, eram homens-fera. Altos, fortes, perigosos... E aparentemente, esperava-se que cada mulher-fera tivesse vários maridos. O problema? As palhaçadas da Qinglan "original" haviam espantado todos os machos decentes num raio de dezesseis quilômetros. Armada com seus instintos de sobrevivência apocalíptica, uma língua afiada e um misterioso sistema que de repente se ativou... "Vinculando com a hospedeira..." "Parabéns, hospedeira, por chegar com sucesso ao mundo das bestas." Qinglan decidiu que não iria chorar sobre o destino. Se ela tivesse que viver aqui, então viveria grande, literalmente.

Su Qinglan estaba sentada con las piernas cruzadas sobre la hierba, sosteniendo al cachorro de tigre más regordete que jamás había visto. "Aww... Mírate", susurró, tocando su pequeña nariz. "Tan lindo que podría comerte..." Una repentina sombra se cernió sobre ella. "¿Qué tiene de bueno este apestoso cachorro?" preguntó una voz profunda y divertida. Ella parpadeó hacia arriba... y se quedó paralizada. Erguido sobre ella había un alto hombre bestia tigre, con sus ojos dorados entrecerrados en una sonrisa perezosa y depredadora. "Tengamos el nuestro", dijo él. El cerebro de Su Qinglan sufrió un cortocircuito. ... ¿Nuestro? ¡¿NUESTRO?! Antes de que pudiera procesarlo, al momento siguiente fue levantada sobre su ancho hombro como un saco de grano y llevada directamente hacia la cueva. Su Qinglan estaba tan ahogada por la brusquedad de todo... que se olvidó incluso de quejarse. *** Las rodillas de Su Qinglan temblaban mientras miraba a la enorme serpiente. Sus fríos ojos rojos se estrecharon, el movimiento de su lengua probando el aire entre ellos. "N-No me comas", tartamudeó, abrazándose a sí misma. "Yo...yo no soy sabrosa... en serio, soy fibrosa y llena de... eh... colesterol malo". La cabeza de la serpiente descendió hasta quedar a escasos centímetros de su cara. Sus orejas de zorro se movían frenéticamente. Y entonces, antes de que pudiera parpadear... su enorme cuerpo brilló, las escamas convirtiéndose en piel bronceada y músculos definidos. De pie ante ella había un hombre tan increíblemente guapo que los pobres ojos de zorro de Su Qinglan se humedecieron solo de mirarlo. Su Qinglan tragó saliva, su cola esponjándose en pánico. "Yo... yo..." Su voz se quebró. Bien, nuevo problema... la serpiente es atractiva. Cerró los ojos con fuerza. "Si tú... si realmente quieres..." Soltó, con la cara ardiendo, "...p-puedes... tomarme". *** En un momento Su Qinglan estaba luchando con todas sus fuerzas contra el rey zombi. ¡Boom! Al siguiente, se despertó en un extraño mundo de las bestias... dentro del cuerpo de una tirana local perezosa, mimada y gorda a la que todos odiaban. La Su Qinglan "original" había sido una villana arrogante y manipuladora que pasaba sus días intimidando a mujeres bestia más débiles, persiguiendo a machos apuestos y aterrorizando a los niños de la tribu. Ahora, gracias al retorcido sentido del humor del destino, Qinglan había heredado el cuerpo y la mala reputación. ¿Pero honestamente? Ser gorda en un mundo de las bestias seguía siendo mejor que morir de hambre en el apocalipsis. Al menos aquí, podía comer. ¿El único problema? En este mundo, los hombres no eran solo hombres, eran hombres bestia. Altos, fuertes, peligrosos... Y aparentemente, se esperaba que cada mujer bestia tuviera varios maridos. ¿El inconveniente? Las payasadas de la Qinglan "original" habían ahuyentado a todos los machos decentes en un radio de dieciséis kilómetros. Armada con sus instintos de supervivencia apocalípticos, una lengua afilada y un misterioso sistema que de repente se activó... "Vinculando con la anfitriona..." "Felicidades, anfitriona, por llegar con éxito al mundo de las bestias". Qinglan decidió que no iba a llorar por el destino. Si tenía que vivir aquí, entonces viviría a lo grande, literalmente.

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

Aina est la fidèle servante d'une illustre famille ducale, les Signavit. Une famille aussi mystérieuse que fascinante, dont les membres demeurent cloitrés dans un manoir au sommet d'une impénétrable montagne et le visage perpétuellement couvert par des masques. Malgré tout, elle ne questionna jamais son existence, où l'attitude de ses maîtres et maîtresses, parce que cet endroit était la seule chose qu'elle avait toujours connue. Enfin... Jusqu'à ce que l'un d'entre eux disparaisse mystérieusement. Dès lors, elle entreprit de faire la lumière sur ce mystère, sans savoir que celui-ci actionnait la roue du destin et qu'elle allait retrouver bien plus, dans sa quête de la vérité, que ce qu'elle cherchait au départ... Sans penser que tout ceci allait la ramener des années en arrière, au sein d'une vie dont elle n'avait plus aucun souvenir. "Les apparences sont belles dans leur vérité momentanée." - Octavio Paz Attention ! Ce récit va traiter de sujets qui peuvent être difficiles pour certaines personnes, je vous invite donc à passer votre chemin si les sujets suivants vous mettent mal à l'aise (attention certains termes pourraient spoiler des évènements de l'histoire) : Suicide, violence, maltraitance, dépression, troubles mentaux et viol. ***** « Tu l'aimes ? » l'interrogea l'enfant, dont elle avait totalement occulté la présence pendant quelques minutes. « Qui donc, mademoiselle ? » répondit-elle, incertaine de savoir de quoi pouvait bien parler cette dernière. Elle inclina la tête, comme si elle ne comprenait pas. « Ma poupée. » 'Oh... La poupée.' [...] « Elle est très jolie, mais pourquoi est-elle enfermée ? » ne put-elle retenir sa curiosité. L'intéressée baissa les yeux, pour les glisser sur sa peluche, dont elle caressait le cou de manière affectueuse, donnant à la scène une atmosphère sinistre. « Pour qu'elle ne s'échappe pas. »

Natalie had always been a fairly happy girl with a life that she was content with. At least until six months ago when her lifelong best friend, with who she had shared everything with up until that point, suddenly decided that they needed to end their friendship with no warning. The life that she had known and loved shattered around her, taking her with it. Now, she's closed herself off from everyone around her and made a vow to herself to never let anyone in again in an effort to never have to go through that pain again. For six months, her plan had gone smoothly and seemed fail-proof. That is until Riley, who happens to be way too handsome and charming for his own good, abruptly finds his way into her life and flips her world upside down. No matter how much she pushes him away and tries to keep her vow, she keeps finding herself in situations that could ruin everything she's worked so hard for. The more she's around him and is struck by the light he brings into the world, the harder it becomes to keep her vow, and herself, safe. Her life starts to spin out of her control as she tries to figure out what Riley really wants, who he really is, and why her gut keeps telling her that there is more to him than she could ever imagine. As if her plate wasn't already full enough, she's also troubled with trying to figure out why Colton has been acting the way he has and why he really left her. Natalie's life has become anything but simple. But it can only go up from here, right? Wrong. The catastrophic rollercoaster that has become her life has only just begun. Will Natalie ever be able to let down the walls guarding her heart or will she miss out on any

“Hello, Miss”.his voice pulled me back from my thought. I stared at him and noticed there was no reaction on his face. “Wait, did he just call me miss “. I scream in my head. “I'm here to drop my little princess off, since it's her first day here “.his voice was calm but full of command. He moves away from the door and steps inside the hall. “My name is “, “Benson". I whispered in my head .how can I possibly forget that name Jesse met Benson again after twelve years of being separated from each other. But this time he was married, This time he has a daughter, And this time he doesn't remember her.

Elle Castrell, a girl who suffers from Dissociative Amnesia - a rare memory disorder characterized by sudden retrograde episodic memory loss, said to occur for a period of time ranging from hours to years. Elle, with no memories from her past, and being aware of her Dissociative Disorder, she began to isolate herself from people because she must trust no one. But one day, while riding a bus on her way home... he will meet Caliph Gipzon an arrogant, jolly person. By the "Universe's Will" for them to meet, will it change everything, especially, Elle's life? Will it be more complicated? Or the mysterious and missing pages from her past will be unfolded?

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."