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Her eyes widened when his tool sprang free from constraint. He glanced down and winced, understanding her surprise. He was harder than he'd ever been in his life. His tool strained upward, so long and thick. **************** "What on earth were you doing there tonight Sandra? Do you have any clue what Craig could have done to you? Let me tell you. He would have had you bent over while he did unpleasant things to your body. It would have been all about his own pleasure and satisfaction. What were you thinking?" "I know exactly what I was doing, you will never understand".... His eyes widened in confusion..... **************** Sandra had loved her late husband with all her heart, and after 5 years of mourning and resignation, she has decided to move on with her life. She has a deep desire and an ache in her which she felt her late husband couldn't give her, no matter how much he loved her and could give her everything as a multi billionaire. Now that he's gone, she begins her search for the one thing her beloved late husband couldn't give her. What she doesn't know is that someone she had considered as a good friend of her husband for many years has a strong feeling for her, and had been waiting patiently for an opportunity to prove it to her. Little did he know that she has a deep desire, a huge void in her, which her late husband was not able to satisfy or fill. Having been in love with her for a long time now, he was determined to go the extra length, to ensure that he will be the only man to fill that void and grant those desires in her. But what if there's a competitor?

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Merasa selalu di permainkan takdir membuat gadis itu menjadi sosok yang tidak tersentuh. Hati dan jiwanya sudah menjadi batu. Kehilangan orang yang dicintai dengan cara yang curang, membuatnya sadar jika hidup mewah yang di rasakannya selama ini hanyalah semu. Jika bagi orang lain keluarga adalah jalan mereka untuk pulang, maka baginya keluarga adalah jalan menuju kematian. Seorang lelaki yang seharusnya menjadi lelaki pertama yang merangkul dan memberinya rasa aman, namun sosok itu pula yang membuatnya kehilangan kemampuan bicara karena rasa sakit dan trauma yang mendalam. Menghakimi semua orang yang membuatnya menjadi seperti sekarang adalah tujuan hidupnya. Mimpi buruk akan segera datang bagi mereka yang telah membuat hidupnya hancur. Dia bersumpah akan membuat mereka semua memohon kematian padanya. "Kau yang menjadikan ku monster jadi jangan bersikap seolah-olah kau adalah korban" katanya sambil berseringai dingin. Pria itu shock mendengar perkataan gadis dihadapannya ini, ternyata akulah yang telah mengubahmu menjadi seperti ini, pikirnya. ********* "Aku adalah dewa kematian, akan kuturuti semua keinginanmu, dan kau hanya perlu melakukan satu hal untukku" ucap pria itu dengan tersenyum licik Sambil tertawa dingin gadis itu berucap "Ha ha ha... Jika kau adalah dewa kematian, maka aku adalah kematian itu sendiri. Jika kau tidak ingin mati ditanganku, maka enyahlah kau membuatku muak."

Dalam rentang kecelakaan terjadi, saat Noah dan teman-temannya menjalani misi. Mencari teka-teki, munculnya keanehan. Tak terduga, Noah yang bodoh dan payah. Tiba-tiba mendapatkan sebuah kekuatan besar, kekuatan besar itu tidak bisa dikendalikan dan malah menyakiti orang-orang terdekat Noah. Kekuatan besar itu terus merayu Noah, untuk jatuh ke dalam jurang dendam. Noah tidak menginginkannya. Yang hanya Noah inginkan, menyelamatkan gadis dicintainya dan sahabatnya yang sudah jatuh ke dalam jurang balas dendam. Tapi, jauh di dalam hati tergelapnya, Noah menginginkan balas dendam atas kematian orang tuanya. Orang yang sudah membunuh ayah dan ibunya, orang yang sudah menyulut dendam sahabat dan gadis di cintainya. Sampai kapan balas dendam ini akan berakhir? Apa ada kepuasan dari Noah, Ryan dan Clarissa yang memenuhi tujuan balas dendam mereka? Atau hanya menimbulkan luka dan kebencian baru?

"You were never the best pretender. Instead, you are my best friend. My dearest friend. The trust I build-up, and the memories we shared, it all shattered. You broke everything. If killing you would condemn me to hell, I just have to take a seat beside you. I will never forget your betrayal while your body is dying." Set off in the year of 2018, in the capital of Manila, the group of 7 friends, together with the office worker's brother, a popular actress, and a painter, were mystically followed by a person wearing a black hoodie. Everyone has a secret to keep, but when someone tries to peek into the gloom, you will never know how dark they are. _____________________________________________ I originally entitled this story "Diyes" which means "Ten" in Latin words. It also released this story in the year 2018 as an unofficial/ school project film on the university premises of Pamantasan ng Cabuyao. Together with the author herself — that's me — the story's arranged with Razil Jane Mamplata and Chris Joshua Gonio as the main scriptwriters for the film. However, the book was written by me myself with many additional scenes that are not shown in the school film. SPECIAL THANK YOU CREDIT FOR ALL THE CREW WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE SCHOOL FILM ON THE YEAR 2018. YOU ARE PART OF MY WRITING CAREER JOURNEY AS IT TAKES FLIGHT. ------------ BETRAYER SERIES: BOOK #1: Ten Darkest Secrets (ONGOING) BOOK #2: Eight Strongest Lies (soon) BOOK #3: Four Bravest Keepers (soon) ------------- DISCLAIMER: The characters portrayed in this drama are fictitious. Organizations, names, places, and situations are based on imagination. Book cover made by: Author and Digital Artist Sendaline_16

For centuries, the Thanes have ruled the shadows — a bloodline of supernatural assassins whose name inspires both fear and awe. Wealth, power, and secrecy have kept them untouchable… until a ghost from their darkest past returns and the hunters become the hunted. Emily has spent her life in a world starved of warmth, never knowing why the supernatural seems to stalk her steps. When fate throws her into the path of Morgan Thane, her own dangerous, long-suppressed powers awaken. Now hunted by forces she doesn’t understand, Emily must navigate a deadly alliance with a born killer— and survive a treacherous game where the truth could destroy them both. For event announcements and interaction with other people who love the book, check out. Discord: https://discord.gg/5DMjy5xr. Enjoy, feedback, comments, and constructive criticism are welcome.

Being unwanted was nothing new for Dylan. Going through life on your own in a pack is harder than being a part of it. When Dylan starts to learn more about where she came from and how she ended up in the blood mist pack, she will learn who and what she really is. But just because you know who you are, doesn\'t mean you will like what you may become.

In a world shattered by mysterious void gates and deadly beasts, 60% of the population now wields extraordinary powers. The rest? Forgotten. Powerless. Blank. Kael is one of them — a nobody orphaned by the war, conscripted into a military academy where the strong rise and the weak are broken. But when a routine mission goes wrong, Kael stumbles into a hidden cave… and into the hands of a dying man who changes everything. Marked by a mysterious tattoo and haunted by a voice only he can hear, Kael inherits the Nether Code — a shadow-born power that lets him mimic the abilities of those around him. As his body evolves and the system awakens, Kael begins his climb from the bottom… and the world will never see him coming.

He was never meant to love. She was never meant to survive. When Lyra is found half-dead at the edge of Alpha Kairo's territory, everything changes. She's marked cursed, they say with a flame older than the moon goddess herself. The pack wants her gone. But Kairo? He can't look away. Haunted by forgotten memories, Lyra doesn’t know what she is only that her powers are growing… and watching her from within. Kairo is possessive, dangerous, and fiercely loyal. But as their bond deepens, so does the darkness chasing her. Visions. Betrayals. A throne made of fire. And a future soaked in blood. In a world where love could burn you alive, she must choose: Power or love. Alpha or flame. Him… or everything else. A gripping dark romance filled with enemies, wolves, betrayal, power, and obsession. For fans of possessive love, strong female leads, and slow-burn tension.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!