tell me a harry potter joke

Ai cũng sợ những người thần bí, vị cứu tinh Harry đã gặp một chút xui xẻo. Trong khi đó Ellen, Harris lại có cơ hội được học tại một hệ thống trường học bất khả chiến bại đó là một trường học trong thế giới phù thủy trên mây và rồi đã tạo ra những huyền thoại!

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

As one of the only two living souls to have ever survived the Killing Curse, Sean Grills sometimes feels like he's accidentally riding on Harry Potter's fame. But he has a secret of his own: the Magic-Eyes, a gift that allows him to perceive the very essence of magic. When an enemy casts a spell, Sean doesn't just see it—he understands it. And what he understands, he can master. "You say this is your magic?" he'd smirk. "It's mine now." It's a level of skill that would make the entire Uchiha clan nod in respect and force even Snape's most gifted apprentice to mutter, "Blimey, you're more powerful than I was in my youth." To the students of Hogwarts, he is the ideal senior: talented, handsome, and approachable. Yet, behind the castle's ancient walls lie mysteries far greater than schoolyard rivalries—the hidden history of their world and the true origin of wizardkind. Sean's incredible journey starts here.

Apa yang terjadi jika seseorang yang sangat membenci penghianatan di dalam satu hubungan, namun berakhir di khianati oleh kekasihnya sendiri, kekasih yang akan ia nikahi. Aiden Elves Estley, pria berusia 27 tahun, berkepribadian sedikit tertutup. Seorang pemilik Perusahaan yang berkembang di bidang industri, mencampakkan kekasih yang berkhianat tepat malam di mana ia akan melamarnya. Hannah Eldora, gadis berusia 22 tahun, berkepribadian ceria, namun sedikit ceroboh. Seorang yang di penuhi kesederhanaan dalam hal apapun meski memiliki segalanya. Mahasiswa tingkat dua jurusan Akuntansi. Dan satu ikatan pun terjadi, setelah keduanya bertemu dalam satu insiden yang tidak di sengaja, berawal dari keduanya yang berada di dalam satu mobil yang sama. Di mana kondisi Aiden Elves dalam keadaan mabuk, hingga keduanya berakhir di sebuah Hotel.

My life was ordinary. At the age of 14, I was walking on a regular day, heading to school. As I walked down the street, I was thinking about watching the latest film in my favorite series—Harry Potter. In that one, Harry defeats the evil Voldemort. Suddenly, I heard a loud noise. It startled me, and before I could react, everything went black. I had died... and awakened in a new world I never imagined I’d live in. But keep watching, because I was destined to rise to greatness in this world of magic and become one of the strongest wizards it had ever known. English is not my first language, so if there are any unclear words, I sincerely apologize." Let me know if you'd like a more formal or casual version!

Why do you claim you provoked her? She can tell fortunes! ###### 【Mystical Livestream + 1v1】 Mu Yunchu didn't get the internship she was expecting; instead, she inherited an old folklore culture goods store from her late master. The shop was ancient and outdated, with old facilities, and not a single customer in sight. Seeing others making money through online livestreams, she decided to give it a try. Then... a new star emerged on the Whaling Livestream platform, looking like a fairy who came down to earth, yet she relied on fortune-telling to make money. Viewers, who had all received nine years of compulsory education, rolled up their sleeves to debunk her, only to become like badgers stuck in a melon patch, unable to get out once they entered her livestream room. "The master told me I have the fate of having only one son, and just like that, my newborn baby boy became a grandson." "I showed the master the birth date and eight characters of my grandfather. She said a calamity was imminent, and after the livestream ended, I got a call from my dad saying my grandfather's grave had been dug up!" ... Gradually, people began to realize that this livestream room was magical, even helping to catch the culprit of an unsolved serial murder case that had lingered for ten years. One day, the viewers suddenly discovered that the biggest night amusement park in the city was actually owned by the streamer. "You say there's even a haunted house inside, but there can't really be ghosts, can there!" Background male lead, appears later, enter at your own discretion

Long ago, a man used to live in the forest, alone and secluded. But there was a catch; he was in love with a woman. But he can't be with her because she will die if he even goes nearer to her. Even if he touches her, she will die. But who could stop the path of love and hamper it from blooming? He used to watch her every move from so far away and silently laugh at her smile as she walked near the forest. But one day, the girl he used to see every day approaches him and asks about him. He was awed by the moment. He was unsure of how to react to her unexpected visit. But she was adamant about getting him to open up to her, and after her tenacious approach, he eventually gave in. Soon, they started to see each other and fell madly in love. But due to ignorance of the truth, death does not remain a silent spectator. It unleashed its fury on them, and alas, they became victims in the end. Can you guess what happened next? ____________________________________ "No! This is not true. " While gently hugging her, he said, "Why did you leave me again?" in a tearful voice, pleading for a miracle. He even prayed for her, which was an unknown word to him until he met her. His uneven breath was simply wishing for her to be alive again, but the truth of the time was that she was long gone and he knew that very well, so he made one last wish to whom she used to pray. If there is a God who allows you to be born again, I beg you not to let me meet her if I cause her death again, because I want to be with her but not to become the cause of her pain, but her happiness, so, if you are her god and you are listening, please give me the power to protect her next time. " ____________________________________ The love story of a werewolf and a witch's romance in different settings. And their sorrowful death. And reincarnation.  Will they be able to find each other again? Will their love story resume? ____________________________________ If you have any suggestions, let me know in the comments. And I am sorry for some errors, as it happens while typing, but I will try my best to give you the best version of the story. love Dream fairy

The world has fallen and so did humanity. In the new era after the apocalypse, Marcus Zephanie was hailed to be the leader. Because of him, one-fourth of the human race was saved. He was the new hero. However, not everyone believed that Marcus was the man people deemed him to be and no one really knows the truth, except for one. *Photo for the cover grabbed from google :)

Unlike other kids, she was special, really special. Anyone who saw her would think she was a witch who uses magic to heal people but no. Nature loved her and granted her the gift to use nature to heal. Alora grew up as a peasant, always helping her mother and others on the farm. But luckily, the head of the kingdom adopted her and she became a lady. Life doesn't give us what we always hope for but what if what life gives us is a blessing in disguise of a curse. Vampires, humans, werewolves and witches were the four creatures who descended on Earth millions of years ago but due to some reasons, they separated. Witches being the creatures in hiding because of their magic. Alora was forcefully taken away by the Alpha of the werewolf to settle the dispute between werewolves and humans. It wasn't as bad as she thought at first. A sudden twist came when she found out that she was his dead mate.........