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Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies. But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger. When he is invited to the underground fighting circuit, Lin Xuan realizes that his quick wit must now be paired with real combat skills. Facing off against ruthless martial artists, cunning strategists, and shadowy organizations, Lin Xuan must adapt, evolve, and master both psychological and physical warfare. With his sharp tongue, powerful new techniques, and an ever-growing legend, Lin Xuan sets out to prove that words can be sharper than swords—but when fists start flying, will he be able to back up his talk? A thrilling mix of comedy, action, and strategy, Roast to Power delivers an unforgettable ride filled with intense battles, clever mind games, and a protagonist who refuses to lose—whether in an argument or in a fight.

In modern India, Vihaan Roy, a 28-year-old workaholic businessman running his family’s sprawling import-export empire, dies in a tragic car crash. Obsessed with Indian history and trade, he regrets burying himself in work, yearning for a life of joy. As he fades, he wishes for a second chance to truly live. Reborn in 1600 Surat as Jai Vora, son of a middle-class spice merchant, he awakens with the Emperor System, a mystical interface granting stats (Power, Stamina, Endurance, Health, Wisdom, Agility, Perception, Luck, Charm), starting with Wisdom=100 and Charm=1, and the Ability Detector to scan others’ stats and loyalty. Jai spends his early years savoring life’s pleasures—market games, street food, family warmth—in his bustling port city. But when the East India Company’s ship Hector docks in 1608, his past-life memories flare: these foreigners will plunder his homeland. At age 8, with Charm=7 and a knack for rallying allies, Jai vows to roast the EIC with wit, trade, and sabotage, building an empire to rival theirs. The Emperor System fuels his rise, offering quests (e.g., recruit followers with stats above 10), stat-stealing (with risky backlash), and loyalty perks (x2 learning at +10 loyalty, system benefits at +50). Normal folk have stats of 8-10, elites hit 20-25, prodigies boast 40-100, and nobles range 20-80, but Jai’s stats can soar un-constrained, marking him as a legend. From charming street kids to outsmarting Mughal nobles, Jai grows from a clever boy to a trade titan. He faces cutthroat rivals, EIC schemers, and rare prodigies (like a Power=80 warrior), using his Ability Detector to recruit or steal stats. Quirky moments—like “branding” spices or tossing modern slang into Mughal courts—clash with heartbreak, as betrayals and losses (family, loyal allies) test his resolve. By his 20s, Jai commands trade routes, influences emperors, and battles EIC fleets, his Charm and Wisdom turning foes into followers. Will he rewrite history, balancing joy and duty, or will the system’s temptations (stat-stealing’s cost) doom his dream? Reborn to Roast the East India Company with My Emperor System is a thrilling blend of historical intrigue, game-like progression, and swaggering defiance, as Jai Vora becomes the GOAT of India.

READ AS PEOPLE ROAST THEMSELVES {PG 10}

I'll write your destiny with my own hands...He said in a cold, selfless tone, shaking the ashes of his cigarette. When you get out of my prison, people will catch up and tell each other. See that she's the one who got fucked up by Bahawal Sher. You are ruined, Merab Malik ... He laughed as he saw the veil of tears in her brown eyes. For she was aware how her life was going to become a storm after today. After this day that she will never forget.

When Iona Quinn interviews for a job as a live-in nanny to two young boys she immediately hits it off with her new boss, Onyx Bentley, the boys young single and successful father. And it is a relief as a twenty-two year old child lover making her way in the world, it's a great thing to have a well paying job where you don't have to worry about, rent, food or transportation (official car) working under a boss that is neither a sore to the eyes or ears. The perfect condusive environment to pursue her part time degree in marine engineering and Iona would give everything to not mess the arrangement up even if Onyx is starting to make googly eyes at her. Onyx Bentley checks all the boxes for Ionas dream man but there are some things that he is that  she just can't handle. Like being a baby daddy to three different problematic women. Although its clear that Onyx is no longer that man, his baby mamas are still their immature selves. Iona swears that no matter how much Onyx tries to push the boundaries he would always only be her work bestie. But she has to live in the same house as him and there are those weeks when the boys are not around.

A boy noticed something different in the roads. Leading them somewhere. He met a girl as his new transfer student. Both embark on a journey on the Roads.

A mere soldier. A roach in the army of the Queen. Sent out on the front lines of every battle for the Queen's glory and power.

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What should I do before I die? One day this question popped up in the mind of a 20-year old student who was struggling with his life and was waiting for his death. So in the end...he decided to write! Yep, write! A person who hasn't ever written a decent essay was going to write a novel!! I know the idea seems ridiculous but it was the truth. But...just as NOT expected, his novel turns out to be a big flop. The depressed and troubled author decides to go to sleep to get some peace but eventually ends up dying under unknown circumstances and reincarnating in his own novel. How will he live in a world created by himself? Or was the world really created by him in the first place? Will he be able to live this life while facing his past actions, his sins, and his regrets? Or will he break into pieces again and wait for his death in the same way he did in his old life? I am posting this on RoyalRoad.com as well, my profile link is https://www.royalroad.com/profile/267246/fictions

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!