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How high can humans jump? How long can humans live? What are humans limits? And finally, what then, after those limits are no more? An ocean of energy, that is the universe. The source matter comes from, the foundation of everything, and there is a prerequisite to touch it. Earth is special, and Lucas even more so. He was a soldier who almost met an unfortunate end. Fortunately, that was his chance at touching the extraordinary. But as we all know, everything has a price, and this one demands immediate payment before it can be enjoyed. On this journey, what will Lucas find? What will he lose? The world changed. How will he change? Will his heart stay hollow or will it be filled? And by filling it, is he opening the way for tragedies? After all, caring means risking pain when losing. In the end, were Humans' Limits for their own good? ______________ Money ? Fame ? Good but transient. The best investment would always be in oneself. We came to this world with only a soul and a body molded from energy. Unfortunately, like everything in the world, we were born shackled. I got lucky enough to see the path so I shall seek intrinsic elevation and transcend human limits. _______&_______ A soldier almost dying in the desert Needing to run from death after coming back to life Forced to jump into a pit after throwing death off his ass . "Can I at least have my heart soothed by some soft curves? They don't need to be too big." https://discord.com/invite/KgWYhBGYzv

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John was an exorcist who tries to help innocent people from the grasps of ghosts and other evil entities. He believes that he is helping those people in need, but is that true? Did he really help those people? He didn't want to believe the other way, those who raised him taught that. He has a secret that even he himself doesn't know. What would happen is that those in the opposite faction take advantage of this and try to manipulate everything. The powers that he has will end those innocent people's lives? Did he finally get corrupted according to the enemies? Let's dive into the story of Jauary John and find the answers.

Tous les vingt ans, le monde de la Tour de Défense arrive pour enlever des personnes et les faire participer au jeu de survie. Vous pouvez obtenir des récompenses inimaginables si vous pouvez gagner. Vous pouvez également infliger de graves dommages à votre pays si vous perdez. Pierce se retrouve dans ce monde, et est envoyé à la Tour de Défense seul, tandis que les autres équipes comptent une centaine de personnes. Heureusement, il éveille un système d'indice doré. Non seulement il peut voir des alertes utiles, mais il peut également découvrir les faiblesses fatales de ses ennemis. Chaque monstre qu'il abat lui rapporte des prix de premier ordre. Alors que les autres joueurs sont encore en difficulté, il brandit déjà ses épées pour prendre la vie des dieux.

Fate brings mahidhar and kavya to love each together... A sweet memories were created and they fall in love in their first sight...due to some situations...kavya ..faces a great trouble...will mahi save her...or will kavya die in that danger...what will happens...when mithra came in to their lives.....does they find their soulmates...in search of their tragedies...

The world has plunged into an apocalypse, and humans have shrunk in size. Houses now resemble towering skyscrapers, tables and chairs seem like massive structures, c*ckroaches are like speedy sports cars, and mice appear as gigantic beasts. Industries have collapsed, and agriculture lies abandoned. The question arises: can civilization endure, and can humanity reclaim its position at the top of the food chain? Survival, exploration, hunting, construction, farming, and the quest for dominance ensue. Chen Mu wakes up in the classroom, picking up a half-broken staple from the ground, gazing at this vast new world…

Note: this book was originally - Navigating Romance as a werewolf among humans. This is an untraditional werewolf story. Cover art is not my own. Please let me know if I need to take it down. "In order to survive the changing world, we must learn to live among humans or risk starving." it wasn't the ideal situation, but the only option to stop the pack and most importantly, their pups from suffering due to a lack of food. "Humans are weird though. How can you get used to being around them and their confusing nature?" Apryl asked, looking out across the campus. "You get used to it after some time, plus it's not like we're the only ones who live among the humans." Keith replied, shrugging as he looked over the campus as well. This story follows Apryl Dark, eldest daughter of the Dark Mountain wolf pack as she and her family adjust to living among humans and the trials that face them. The book may start out slow, but there will be a mix of both romance and action as the story progresses. Paypal link: https://paypal.me/DameButterfly?locale.x=en_US because every little bit helps author to write while in college.

Sophie Grant et Adrian Lancaster étaient de jeunes mariés lorsqu'il l'a quittée et a disparu au deuxième jour de leur mariage. Ce n'est que le troisième jour après avoir subi son avortement que Sophie a reçu l'accord de divorce envoyé par Adrian Lancaster, et elle a finalement compris. Trois ans plus tard, le lendemain du retour d'Adrian, Sophie lui a jeté un accord de divorce au visage. Cette année-là, Aethelburg a connu la plus grande tempête de neige depuis dix ans. Quelqu'un a vu l'affectueux Maître Adrian braver la tempête de neige, gravissant pas à pas depuis le pied de la montagne jusqu'au Temple de Kaelan au sommet. Il s'est agenouillé devant la femme, les yeux injectés de sang, suppliant : "Sophie, je t'en prie, aie pitié de moi une fois de plus."

"Blake traveled across parallel worlds and arrived at the Cretaceous Period! What’s more, he became a Tyrannosaurus rex! Fortunately, he obtained the Evolution Template system! [Ding! Super Tyrannosaurus template unlocking progress: 100%] Blake transformed into a Super Tyrannosaurus! [Ding! The King of Monsters template is now unlocked!] Just when it was unlocked to 25%, humans from the future arrived at the Cretaceous Period through a wormhole! Facing the prehistoric behemoth, all researchers were shocked! “Oh! My! God! I can’t believe my eyes!” “A monster! It’s a monster! I knew it! I knew that the shows I watched when I was a kid aren’t cartoons! They are documentaries!” “How can it look so much like Godzilla? Oh my goodness! Could it really be Godzilla?!” Blake looked at the tiny researchers in front of him, then pointed his finger at his belly and giant abyssal mouth. What are you looking at? I am a little hungry!"

After a thousand years of the death of King Damon, Noah was born with the dragon gene making him next in line to be in control of the dragon. The rebirth of the dragon gene also caused the awaken of a great evil and dark wizard called Marcelos. After the waking of Marcelos, Marcelos seek out to continue is unfinished business with his dark army and to retrieve what was stolen from him. The only thing powerful enough to stop Marcelos is the crystal of light and only one the worthy will be able to wield the power of the stone.