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After the nuclear war, ruins stretch across the landscape in the apocalypse. If you accidentally survived on the wasteland, then you must be ready to face the endless hunger, ceaseless dangers, the mad zombies at night, and the peculiar mutant creatures that are the aftermath of constant radiation. But for Jiang Chen, this place is heaven. Mansions standing tall, luxurious cars parked on the street, high tech products and gold abandoned everywhere. What? You were the president of a game development company before the war? You were responsible for the development of the 3D virtual reality online multiplayer game? Well, that’s great, why don’t you come work for me. Your salary is two pieces of bread a day. iPhone? Ultra thin design? Don’t you see that the phone I invented is thinner than a condom? Aircraft carrier? Fighter jets? Oh, I have those things as well, but they are designed for space combat. Watch the story of Jiang Chen, who possesses the ability to travel through space and time, as he witnesses the creation of an empire stretched across space and time...

Our world had been polluted. The emergence of Extraordinary Creatures, legends of ghosts and demons, Cultivation and Evolution, the clash of mystical objects and techniques, the doors to other dimensions had been opened. Some fought to cross, others fled... All of this began after the Sky Tipping.

In the first reincarnation of Earth, the immortals vanished. In the second reincarnation of Earth, the dragon race disappeared. In the third reincarnation of Earth, mankind faced despair. Living in the third reincarnation of Earth, Ding Huan does not want to die.

As disaster was about to strike, a group of survivors transmigrated into a desolated world and were challenged to a game of survival. From terrifying acid rains, to endless natural disasters, the heavens burn while the earth scorches, radiation is rampant, and nobody is spared from the dangers of this hellscape. The only way one survives is by building a shelter and slowly upgrading it in hopes of surviving another day. Luckily, Su Mo awoke a Doomsday Survival System that allowed him to infinitely level up and upgrade his shelter! The main shelter wooden door can be upgraded into a metal door, which in turn upgrades into a composite gate; the wooden spears can be upgraded into bronze spears, which eventually upgrade all the way into electromagnetic spears... While everyone struggled to survive, Su Mo was fully loaded, and well equipped to dominate the post-apocalyptic world. "While some of us are lighting oil lamps, he's been using refrigerators!" "The walls in his shelter alone are tens of meters thick, it's the safest place on this planet." "Before I die, I wish to spend one day in his shelter..."

Als eine Katastrophe kurz bevorstand, wurde eine Gruppe von Überlebenden in eine verwüstete Welt versetzt und zu einem Überlebensspiel herausgefordert. Von erschreckenden Säureregen bis hin zu endlosen Naturkatastrophen, der Himmel brennt während die Erde versengt wird, Strahlung ist allgegenwärtig, und niemand bleibt von den Gefahren dieser Hölle verschont. Der einzige Weg zu überleben ist, einen Unterschlupf zu bauen und ihn langsam aufzurüsten, in der Hoffnung, einen weiteren Tag zu überleben. Glücklicherweise erweckte Su Mo ein Weltuntergangs-Überlebenssystem, das es ihm ermöglichte, seinen Unterschlupf unendlich aufzuleveln und aufzurüsten! Die hölzerne Haupttür des Unterschlupfs kann zu einer Metalltür aufgerüstet werden, die wiederum zu einem Verbundtor aufgerüstet wird; die Holzspeere können zu Bronzespeeren aufgerüstet werden, die schließlich zu elektromagnetischen Speeren aufgerüstet werden... Während alle ums Überleben kämpften, war Su Mo voll ausgestattet und gut gerüstet, um die post-apokalyptische Welt zu dominieren. "Während einige von uns Öllampen anzünden, benutzt er bereits Kühlschränke!" "Die Wände in seinem Unterschlupf allein sind Dutzende Meter dick, es ist der sicherste Ort auf diesem Planeten." "Bevor ich sterbe, wünsche ich mir, einen Tag in seinem Unterschlupf zu verbringen..."

What do you do when you're a loser who is suddenly called the saviour of the world!? You use it as an opportunity to take charge of your own life while picking up cute girls along the way! Han Luo is just that kind of person, a perverted loser who is suddenly told he is the saviour of the world. "what do you mean I'm the only one!? cant you see I'm a loser!?" "If you want to kill me then you are going to have to work for it! My life isn't that cheap!" Join Han Luo on his journey through the post-apocalypse! [P.S. This is tagged Overpowered because I always wanted to create someone unbelievably strong. So Han is going to become one of the damn strongest people on this entire site - not just this story. But a good story needs growth, not just a quick power dump, so he'll be a bit pitiful at first, around chapters 1-15. So please bear with me till he gets back from his first time skip. After then, you'll be in for the ride of your lives] .......... Worked on it, so it's all good now. .......... The MC is not inherently good nor is he evil. He is like the manifestation of every man's internal dialogue come to life. He loves women and he will also do anything to stand on top of the world. He is extremely smart but he will also make good decisions, bad decisions and also silly decisions. If you're looking for a perfect MC with no flaws... well... Anyways, please try the first few chapters before you go. I promise you won't regret it. ....... Current release rate. 1 chapter a day + 3 chapter Mass release every Sunday P.S. I will post more than one chapter sometimes on the weekdays if I'm feeling really testy, but y'all can always expect a chapter a day. ....... Our discord is live!!! If you want to see your favourite characters up close or just want to talk to other readers, then join here. https://discord.gg/FGrRuwE2TH ...... P.P.P.P.S... I have no idea how may this is, but here goes! I've made the first side story about Regulus and its currently up! Hope you guys enjoy it!

Li Ran traversed to another world and became the Holy Son of a Demon Way Sect. The system has awakened, and the first task released is actually to fall in love? The Sect strictly forbids relationships between men and women. Li Ran took the risk of being expelled from the Sect and wrote a love letter to his junior sister, but it was sent to the master by mistake! ################## Another re-post from the little thief, hahahahahaha. You can find it by name on many website so I won't put the link here. And I saw someone posted this on webnovel and it's already months since he last post so I take his legacy.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Que faites-vous lorsque vous êtes un perdant qui est soudainement appelé le sauveur du monde !? Vous en profitez pour prendre le contrôle de votre propre vie tout en séduisant de jolies filles en chemin ! Han Luo est ce genre de personne, un perdant pervers qui apprend soudain qu'il est le sauveur du monde. "Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire par je suis le seul !? Tu ne vois pas que je suis un perdant !?" "Si tu veux me tuer, alors tu vas devoir travailler pour ça ! Ma vie n'est pas si bon marché !" Rejoignez Han Luo dans son voyage à travers l'apocalypse ! [P.S. Ceci est étiqueté Surpuissant parce que j'ai toujours voulu créer quelqu'un d'incroyablement fort. Donc Han va devenir l'une des personnes les plus fortes de ce site entier - pas seulement dans cette histoire. Mais une bonne histoire nécessite de la croissance, pas juste un gain de pouvoir rapide, alors il sera un peu pitoyable au début, vers les chapitres 1-15. Alors s'il vous plaît, soyez patients jusqu'à ce qu'il revienne de son premier saut temporel. Après cela, vous serez embarqués pour l'aventure de votre vie] .......... J'y ai travaillé, donc tout va bien maintenant. .......... Le personnage principal n'est pas intrinsèquement bon ni mauvais. Il est comme la manifestation du dialogue intérieur de chaque homme qui prend vie. Il aime les femmes et il fera aussi tout pour se tenir au sommet du monde. Il est extrêmement intelligent mais il prendra également de bonnes décisions, de mauvaises décisions et aussi des décisions stupides. Si vous cherchez un personnage principal parfait sans défauts... eh bien... Quoi qu'il en soit, essayez les premiers chapitres avant de partir. Je vous promets que vous ne le regretterez pas.