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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
General
2070 Chs
Big Shot Little Jiaojiao Breaks Her Persona Again

Big Shot Little Jiaojiao Breaks Her Persona Again

The daughter of the Chi family has been living in the mountains for sixteen years. Suddenly, she returns to the White City. However, it's soon found out that this missy’s image is a little off. On the first day, the paparazzi catches her having a meal with one of the best actors. The photographs quickly top the hot searches. Best Actor: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: As if we would believe you! The next day, the paparazzi catches a financial tycoon tying her shoelaces in the middle of the street. This goes onto the hot searches once again. Some financial tycoon: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: (⊙…⊙) On the third day, the Chi family’s missy dominates the hot searches again with paparazzi photos of a big shot in the medical field sending her to school. Big shot in the medical field: I’m sorry, but she is my boss. Netizens: Where is the pretty-face Jiaojiao we were promised? Her image is collapsing. Just as the netizens are gradually getting used to Chi Jiao’s antics, the paparazzi catches her walking into the Civil Affairs Bureau with the head of the Quan family, Quan Jue. Many say that the strategies employed by Quan Jue are brilliant, sly in nature, and brutal. He's an extremely ruthless figure. Quan Jue: I would like to introduce you all to my wife, Chi Jiao. Jiaojiao has been weak and sickly since young. Do not bully her. Netizens: Master Quan, I think you have some misunderstandings about your wife. Chi Jiao suffered a violent death in her previous life. Her soul witnessed that man kiss her remains and perish together with the person who killed her. Only then did she realize that the illegitimate son living in her household had humbled himself because of his love for her. The reincarnated Chi Jiao’s main mission this lifetime is to woo Quan Jue, and become the Little Jiajiao in his heart.
Urban
1627 Chs
I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
Fantasy
1620 Chs
The Cannon Fodder and Her Mr. Right

The Cannon Fodder and Her Mr. Right

Mo Yangyang, the fake daughter was kicked out of the family when the real daughter of the family returned. The real daughter demanded a good reputation, thus Mo Yangyang had to set her off by being the bad girl. She couldn't stand it any longer when she realized she was terminally ill. Even cannon fodder deserved to die with dignity. To leave no regrets behind, Mo Yangyang made a move on the man whom she was secretly in love for ten years, but she ended up being entangled with the man's uncle, the fifth son of the Xie Family whom every woman in Xiacheng was willing to squeeze their heads through a crowd just to meet in person, the man with the name Xie Xize. Mo Yangyang, "Don't worry, I'm almost dead anyway. Three months later... Mo Yangyang, "Why am I still alive? And why is there another life in my stomach too? Wouldn't Fifth Elder Xie murder me once he found out about it?" So she ran... Five years later, the little kid dragged his trembling mother to Xie Xize and said, "Take good care of your woman, don't make me have to worry about her always." Fifth Elder Xie, "How are you going to pay me back for kidnapping my son for so many years?" Mo Yangyang shuddered, "I can give you another child...do you want it?" The little kid, "I have a chance to start over again. I must take precautions earlier. With my father around, I won't have to worry that mom would be killed like cannon fodder again. It's time to teach those scum a lesson!"
Urban
1584 Chs
Best pick up lines for Harry Potter fanfic?
You must be a Horcrux, because you've got a piece of my heart.
2 answers
2024-11-14 19:48
Best Percy Jackson pick - up lines for fanfic
One pick - up line could be 'You must be a child of Aphrodite, because you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in all of Camp Half - Blood.'
2 answers
2024-11-17 10:37
What are some cute cartoon pick up lines?
Hey there! How about 'You must be a cartoon princess because you just stole my heart'?
3 answers
2025-05-13 16:04
What are some funny cartoon pick up lines?
One funny cartoon pick up line could be 'Do you have a magic wand like a cartoon fairy? Because you've just cast a spell on me!' It plays on the idea of magic and charm.
1 answer
2025-09-01 21:48
What are some effective comic pick up lines?
You must be from a comic because you have the most colorful personality I've ever seen. How about we start a new adventure together?
1 answer
2025-12-01 09:38
What are some funny comic pick up lines?
One funny pick up line could be: 'Hey, are you a comic book? Because you have my heart in panels!'
1 answer
2025-11-24 13:58
What are some funny pick up lines in comics?
How about this one: 'Are you a superhero in a comic? Because you just saved my day!' This plays on the concept of superheroes and uses it in a lighthearted pick-up line.
1 answer
2025-11-22 03:20
Pick up, pick up, pick up the difference
There were some differences between picking up, picking up, and picking up. Based on the information provided, we can draw the following conclusions: 1. The scope of use was different. Picking up was usually used to pick up smaller items, such as paper, coins, etc., while picking up could be used for items of various sizes, such as books, clothes, etc. 2. The casual nature of the action was different: picking up emphasized the casual nature of the action, that is, picking up inadvertently, while picking up emphasized the initiative of the action, that is, picking up things consciously. 3. The degree of bending was different. Picking up usually required bending because it was usually picking up items from the ground, but picking up did not require bending. In summary, picking up, picking up, and picking up were different in terms of the scope of use, the freedom of movement, and the degree of bending.
1 answer
2024-12-25 15:58
Fairy Tail Pick Up Lines Fanfiction: Creative Examples
Here's a pick - up line: 'In the world of Fairy Tail, my magic is weak compared to the pull I feel towards you.'
1 answer
2024-11-22 23:27
Best Harry Potter pick - up lines in Glee fanfiction
One great pick - up line could be 'You must be a Patronus, because you just chased all my dark thoughts away, just like in those Glee - inspired Harry Potter fanfic moments.'
2 answers
2024-11-10 05:52
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