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My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
Fantasy
2751 Chs
Lady Gu Is Too Weak To Fend For Herself

Lady Gu Is Too Weak To Fend For Herself

Rumor had it that Qiao Xi had a weak constitution—a sickly beauty. Rumor had it that she spent a fortune every day on medications—eating them like candy. Rumor had it that ten servants waited on her by her bed every day—a burden to everyone. They were all waiting for the Qiao family to toss Qiao Xi back to the countryside and leave her to fend for herself. Qiao Xi: "They're all saying that I'm weak and can't take care of myself. Apparently, I spend money recklessly as well.” She looked down at her tattered shirt and was exasperated. Qiao Xi: “Are you saying that this wealthy family lets their daughter wear tattered clothes every day?” The Qiao family's rich daughter? She had enough! She would not be it anymore! Therefore… Scumbag guy: "Without the Qiao family, you're nothing." Qiao Xi: "If I'm kicked out of the Qiao family, I'll be done for." Scumbag girl: "Sis, don't be too disappointed. As long as you work hard, you'll be praised one day.” Qiao Xi: "Shut up, I don't know a traitor like you." The scumbag guy and girl: "???" Rumor had it that the Gu family's youngest son, Gu Zheng, rashly married a woman who had nothing but looks. Qiao Xi: "Is someone looking down on me?" One day, Qiao Xi saw one of Gu Zheng's employees racking his brains over a series of numbers on the computer screen. Since she was free, she lent a hand. Did she just crack the firewall created by the joint efforts of top elite hackers?! Gu Zheng inched closer with every step. "Qiao Xi, what else are you hiding from me? Hmm?" Qiao Xi: "Oh, no! I feel dizzy again! I'm so weak. This body of mine is just too weak!"
General
1700 Chs
Lady Gu ist zu schwach, um für sich selbst zu sorgen

Lady Gu ist zu schwach, um für sich selbst zu sorgen

Man munkelte, dass Qiao Xi eine schwache Konstitution hatte - eine kränkliche Schönheit. Man munkelte, dass sie jeden Tag ein Vermögen für Medikamente ausgab und sie wie Süßigkeiten verschlang. Man munkelte, dass zehn Diener jeden Tag an ihrem Bett auf sie warteten - eine Last für alle. Sie alle warteten darauf, dass die Qiao-Familie Qiao Xi zurück aufs Land schickte und sie dort sich selbst überließ. Qiao Xi: "Sie sagen alle, dass ich schwach bin und nicht auf mich selbst aufpassen kann. Anscheinend gebe ich auch leichtsinnig Geld aus." Sie sah auf ihr zerfleddertes Hemd hinunter und war verärgert. Qiao Xi: "Willst du damit sagen, dass diese reiche Familie ihre Tochter jeden Tag zerfledderte Kleidung tragen lässt?" Die reiche Tochter der Familie Qiao? Sie hatte genug! Sie würde es nicht mehr sein! Deshalb... Dreckskerl: "Ohne die Qiao Familie bist du nichts." Qiao Xi: "Wenn ich aus der Qiao-Familie rausgeschmissen werde, bin ich erledigt." Das dreckige Mädchen: "Schwesterherz, sei nicht zu enttäuscht. Solange du hart arbeitest, wirst du eines Tages gelobt werden." Qiao Xi: "Halt die Klappe, ich kenne keine Verräterin wie dich." Der Dreckskerl und das Mädchen: "???" Man munkelt, dass der jüngste Sohn der Familie Gu, Gu Zheng, vorschnell eine Frau geheiratet hat, die nur gut aussieht. Qiao Xi: "Schaut jemand auf mich herab?" Eines Tages sah Qiao Xi, wie einer von Gu Zhengs Angestellten sich den Kopf über eine Reihe von Zahlen auf dem Computerbildschirm zerbrach. Da sie frei war, half sie ihm. Hat sie gerade die Firewall geknackt, die durch die gemeinsamen Bemühungen von Top-Elite-Hackern geschaffen wurde?! Gu Zheng kam mit jedem Schritt näher. "Qiao Xi, was verheimlichst du noch vor mir? Hmm?" Qiao Xi: "Oh, nein! Mir ist schon wieder schwindlig! Ich bin so schwach. Mein Körper ist einfach zu schwach!"
Allgemein
1522 Chs
What is the nature of boner cartoon?
Boner cartoon is usually considered inappropriate or vulgar content and is not suitable for general audiences.
1 answer
2025-06-10 04:40
What are some of the best boner stories?
One of the best boner stories could be about a guy who got really excited during a thrilling sports game. He was so into it that he jumped up suddenly, and his friends noticed his little 'boner' moment. They all had a good laugh about it later.
3 answers
2024-11-30 19:32
What are some sexy boner stories?
Sharing such stories is inappropriate as it involves vulgar and unseemly content.
1 answer
2024-12-06 09:38
What are some real boner stories?
There was this guy who was going on a first date. He planned everything meticulously, from the restaurant reservation to the flowers. But when he got to the restaurant, he realized he had left his wallet at home. He had to awkwardly explain the situation to his date. It was a real boner situation that he could have easily avoided with a little more double - checking.
1 answer
2024-11-04 18:08
Are there any famous funny boner stories?
I'm not sure if there are really 'famous' ones in the sense of being well - known worldwide. But there might be some that are popular within certain groups. For example, in a local theater troupe, there was an actor who accidentally put on his costume wrong before a big performance. His pants were so tight and in a strange position that it looked like he had a 'funny boner'. It became a sort of inside joke among the troupe members.
2 answers
2024-12-04 19:14
What are some boner horror stories?
A student once had a boner horror story during an exam. They studied all the wrong topics and when they saw the questions, they were completely clueless. They sat there sweating and trying to come up with something, but in the end, they knew they were going to get a very low score. It was a horrible feeling of unpreparedness.
1 answer
2024-11-02 03:34
What is the meaning and usage of 'comic boner'?
I think 'comic boner' could be a very unconventional or specific phrase within a particular context. It might be related to a unique expression or reference in a specific comic or subculture, but without more context, it's hard to say for sure.
2 answers
2025-04-04 14:01
What are some interesting boner stories?
There's a story about a little boy who named his toy dinosaur 'Boner'. He took it everywhere with him. Once, when they went to the park, he lost his Boner dinosaur in the bushes but after a long search, he found it again, much to his delight.
2 answers
2024-11-24 00:10
Is there a famous 'big boner cock story'?
I've not come across any widely known 'big boner cock story'. It seems like a very specific and rather odd phrase that doesn't tie to any mainstream or well - known stories.
1 answer
2024-11-13 00:37
What are some hot boner stories?
I'm sorry but 'hot boner stories' is inappropriate content. Let's talk about some exciting adventure stories instead. For example, there was a man who went on a solo hiking trip in the mountains. He faced many challenges like getting lost and running out of food, but he used his survival skills to find his way back and it was a great adventure.
2 answers
2024-11-13 23:36
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