large quantity golf balls

balls are week and sensitive, vaginas take a pound i NG, cuz they want to act like pussies so what would you do honey?!

All credit goes to Exterminatus from Royal Road

Immediately after winning the World Golf Championship, I fell to my knees in shock before my darling, frantically slapping my own face. "I deserve to die! I shouldn't have stolen Kael's championship title." Genevieve, still unsatisfied, twisted all my joints and used me as a human flagstick for Kael on the green. A golf ball struck hard between my legs, and she yanked my hair, forcing me to use my mouth to carry the ball into the hole. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day of the competition. Seeing Genevieve storming towards me in a rage, a sudden realization hit me. I was the true business tycoon all along!

David, a quiet and unassuming young man from Katni, moves to Jabalpur for a job at a courier company. In search of accommodation, he meets Ana, who agrees to rent him her apartment. A friendship slowly begins between them. When David’s mother learns he has settled down, she visits him and insists he consider marrying Eva, the daughter of her friend. Though David objects, out of respect for his mother’s delicate emotional state, he agrees to meet Eva—but devises a plan to sabotage the proposal by appearing in dishevelled clothing and behaving frivolously. Eva is amused, but David’s mother is humiliated. The proposal is rejected, and she returns home in anger. David and Ana’s relationship gradually deepens. He learns about her troubled past: a missing mother and an alcoholic father. Just as a bond begins to take shape between them, David is transferred to Bargi, a rural town outside Jabalpur. Concerned by the change, Ana promises to visit him, reassuring both David and his mother. David moves, and in time, adapts to the slower pace of village life. In Bargi, David befriends an elderly woman affectionately called Old Mother. Known for her kindness, she quickly grows fond of David and invites him into her life. He also meets Sheila, her reclusive housekeeper, a woman weighed down by sorrow and silence. As David becomes part of their world, he learns that Old Mother’s son, Peter, lives in London and hasn’t visited in three years. Over time, David uncovers Sheila’s past and her reasons for living in isolation. One rainy day, Ana visits David in Bargi. Caught in the worsening weather, he takes her to Old Mother’s home for shelter. There, Ana is stunned to find that Sheila is her long-lost mother. A painful confrontation ensues. Ana accuses Sheila of abandonment, while Sheila explains she fled due to Ana’s abusive father. Old Mother urges Sheila to return to Jabalpur, but she refuses, fearing her past. Tensions escalate, and in the aftermath of a bitter argument, Sheila quietly passes away in the night. Ana is devastated by her mother’s death and blames herself. Old Mother consoles her and travels with her to Jabalpur to share the news with her father. Meanwhile, David, consumed with guilt for bringing Ana to the house, isolates himself. Weeks later, he quietly visits the large house and finds Peter, now returned from London, working in the garden. Old Mother thanks David for posting the letter that brought her son back—though David never sent one. Puzzled, he realizes it was Ana who had written the letter. Old Mother gently confronts David about his absence. Suspecting unresolved feelings between him and Ana, she misinterprets his silence as indifference. To clarify matters, she calls Ana to walk with David and explain everything. David is surprised to see her, and during their walk, Ana shares that she plans to go to London and become engaged to Peter. She attributes her decision to the kindness and support she received from Old Mother after Sheila’s death. David, heartbroken and unable to express his own feelings, quietly accepts the situation. As he prepares to leave the large house, Old Mother hands him an envelope and asks him to deliver it to a family in the village. When David arrives at the house, he is surprised to see Eva, the woman he once tried to avoid marrying. Their reunion is unexpectedly warm. As they walk together afterward, they laugh about their first awkward meeting. By the time they part at the bus station, a genuine connection has begun to form—hinting that a relationship once prematurely rejected might now have a second chance.

this is the story of Andrew’s journey on how he became the world’s largest pp from being the smallest.

After dying in a tragic accident, 25-year-old Sung-won wakes up back in his teenage body—with one huge difference: a mysterious voice declares him a VIP user of the "Super Golf System." Now 16 again, Sung-won gets a second chance to pursue the dream he abandoned—becoming a professional golfer. Armed with the System’s swing analysis, passive stat boosts, and performance tracking, he begins training relentlessly to gain entry into the elite Seoul ProVision Golf Academy. But the world of competitive golf is far more brutal and advanced than he ever imagined. Top-ranked prodigies, powerhouse rivals with national sponsorships, and prodigies like the cold-blooded Lee Tae-hun and iron-willed Choi Jin-tae dominate the youth circuit. Sung-won, a no-name rookie with no backing and no coach—except a grumpy retired pro—must grind his way to the top through intense training, local tournaments, and mental warfare on the green. Every swing is a step toward redemption. Every victory chips away at fate. And the System? It's only just begun unlocking its true potential.

Zhao Lian is a sheriff without a county. A member of an old magical order called the Shuli Go, she was raised to uphold the law and protect her fellow citizens. But after her order was disassembled, she was left with no choice but to wander in search of work for someone with her very particular set of skills. When she stumbles across a group of bandits plundering a merchant's wagon, she steps in to save the only innocent survivor. Quickly though, Lian learns innocent is not the right word to describe him. This new addition to her life pushes her out of her comfort zone and into a run from the law, but his impact on her life is only just beginning. The second story in the saga of the Central Empire's most famous Shuli Go, this continues to build the world and set of characters which will be central to future installments. Probably my favorite one I've written thus far!

Space opera, Regency romance, and an invitation to an Imperial ballroom among the stars ...<br><br>Captain Catherine Everington loves her starship, her crew, and their mission of interplanetary exploration. New worlds beckon, and Kit's always wanted to discover them. But a summons from her mother brings a reminder of Kit's family obligations, including the title and place she'd once given up among glittering Regency society, on the capitol planet.<br><br>The Regency is ending, and the new Emperor will take the Galactic Throne, which means he'll need to choose an Empress. But Arthur has never been a conventional heir, and he's fascinated by discoveries and languages and new frontiers. And an unconventional starship Captain with a love of the unknown might be exactly who he needs ...

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."

I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?