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I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

On 1977, Voyager I took flight. On 2010, Voyager II sent some rather strange information back to Earth. On July, 2021, Voyager II lost contact with Earth four years before the planned date. At the start of the 26th century, civilization on Earth was isolated and held in captivity. At 10 a.m. on October 27th, 3020, humankind went extinct. One year before the extinction, an ordinary youth Harrison Clark from the 21st century travelled forward in time and arrived a thousand years into the future. He discovered that after he died, he would be returned back to the 21st century. Reading history in the future and changing the future in history. In this seemingly never-ending cycle, Harrison Clark began to look for that one glimmer of hope for both himself and humankind.

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Kael, a former professional player of "Netherworld's Gate" club, crossed into the game before it launched and became a Mixed-Blood Succubus. However, Kael always felt there was something not quite right about the way he raised the Fourth Calamity(player) as leeks for harvesting. Other NPCs' methods of reaping players' leeks: Unfathomable strength, top-tier plot backgrounds, hidden stories, and various skill teaching methods. His own method of reaping players' leeks: An innocent yet desirable face, a small pink tail, eyes emitting hearts, skills with off-the-charts glamor… along with a turn-back-and-smile from the game's promotional video. Wait a second, did I get something wrong with my great adventure in the game world? This book is also known as: "Succubus Reincarnation: Show Your True Skills in The Game World", "The Common Succubus's Cultivation Method", "My Succubus Growth Monogatari is Surely Problematic"!!! Keywords: 【Fourth Calamity】【Kindombuilding】【Lord】【Dungeon】【Player】

"Sect Leader, your disciple has once again become the champion of this year's Regional Sect Competition!" Chu Yuan: "Kick! Kick him out of the sect!" "Sect Leader, we can't kick anyone out of the sect anymore! Those that were kicked out in the past have all established their own Holy Lands! If we continue kicking people out of our sect, all the Holy Lands in the region will be ours..." Chu Yuan: "???" I just want to groom a useless disciple! Why are all of you doing this to me!? ... This book is also titled "I Have Cultivated From A Nascent Soul To Become A Mortal", "My Disciples Are All Useless", "A Different Path Of Cultivation", "I Am Really Not A Big Boss", "I Only Groom Useless Disciples".

Todo el mundo sabía que después de que la joven señorita Shen fue abandonada por un hombre salvaje, se volvió indulgente y quedó embarazada sin casarse. Después de ser expulsada de su casa, cayó en un estado de desesperación. Sin embargo, la infame Shen Ruojing apareció en el banquete de cumpleaños de la anciana señora de la familia Chu. Todos se burlaron de ella. —Los que envían millones en dinero de regalo se sientan en una mesa, mientras que los que envían decenas de millones en dinero de regalo se sientan en la otra. —Señorita Shen, ¿cuánto dio? La multitud esperaba que hiciera el ridículo, pero Shen Ruojing sacó de detrás de ella a un adorable niño pequeño y dijo: —Perdón, señora, ¿en qué mesa se sentará su nieto mayor? *** Tanto la madre como el hijo fueron llevados a la familia Chu, y Shen Ruojing quería pasar sus días holgazaneando, pero se encontró con el rechazo de la familia de diversas formas. —Tenemos hackers de primera clase, maestros de música, expertos en tecnología... Todos son conocidos en esta familia. ¿Qué aportas? Shen Ruojing se frotó la barbilla. —Bueno, todas esas cosas que mencionaron... Sé un poco de todo». Sus tres adorables bebés estaban a su lado y asintieron al unísono: —¡Podemos testificar que mamá sí sabe un poco de todo!

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

| (WFP) #17 Silver Tier Award Winner | After staying up late reading a novel, I woke up in an unfamiliar body and into an unfamiliar world. Turns out, I've been transmigrated as the villainous daughter of Marquis Herman, the novel I had read! Watch me as I become the best villainess there is, and I'm going to do it with class!

[Los jóvenes no comprenden el encanto de las 'milfs', en cambio confunden a las Lolitas como tesoros] Llevando una vida llena de arrepentimiento y dolor, Li Zhiyan renace con un aparentemente débil 'sistema', volviendo a 2010. Justo en el momento en que estaba a punto de ser rechazado públicamente en la fiesta de graduación después de confesar sus sentimientos con un ramo de flores a la belleza de la escuela, Yu Sisi, y a punto de convertirse en objeto de burla entre sus compañeros durante años. "Yo... ¿He renacido?" Las ruedas de un nuevo destino comienzan a girar. Todo este tiempo, la belleza escolar Yu Sisi solo lo ha estado engañando y jugando con él. En su vida pasada, Li Zhiyan no lo sabía y se convirtió en objeto de burla, pero ahora, como persona renacida, ya ha visto el verdadero rostro de esta chica. Se rio fríamente, miró a la madre de Yu Sisi al lado, la Tía Gu Wanzhou de 41 años. Era madura, intelectual, elegante, amable, considerada, discreta. El atractivo sexual de una dama milf madura irradiaba por todas partes. Li Zhiyan recogió decisivamente las flores, ignoró a la belleza escolar y audazmente confesó sus sentimientos a esta atractiva mujer madura frente a todos. "Señora Gu, en realidad, he tenido sentimientos por usted durante bastante tiempo". [Protagonista masculino, 18 años; protagonista femenina, más de 40]

Huyendo hacia la mejor amiga de mi madre en busca de ayuda, nunca esperé que la Tía Shan, quien me vio crecer desde pequeño, albergara tales motivos ocultos hacia mí...