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balls are week and sensitive, vaginas take a pound i NG, cuz they want to act like pussies so what would you do honey?!

After Mom Eleanor killed herself, I fell apart completely—she was driven to it by those fake news stories calling her a "homewrecker" and the anonymously leaked videos that showed all my humiliations. I planned to settle in Westron Town after the event. But when I went to the pack’s migration office to start the process, Derek showed up again. He tossed me a check to buy my silence, saying he’d lie to the pack that Mom died from depression. I was so angry I tore the check to shreds. He grabbed me, yelling that I’d never be his mate. Later, reporters swarmed me, badgering me about Mom’s “scandal.” I tried to report it to the enforcers, but no one would help. Derek even forced me to kneel and apologize to Brittany. And Brittany was worse—she knew I was allergic to alcohol, yet still made me chug ten bottles. I endured so much—but finally, my migration papers came through, and I escaped to Westron Town.

This story follows the adventure of a young boy named Gill who one day meets the all powerful duke of donkeys.Gill is set in lots of challenges to be tested to see if he could become a minor duke and one day become one of the great duke. Follow the relationship of a mortal and an immortal. Image:The book cover image isn't mines I'm using it for now

hi I am the author ,if the novel has bad grammer it's fine I don't have an editor and I'm bad at grammer. it's not really a novel it's more like me just writing what I'm experiencing at the moment or something that happened ages ago but just remembered I'm planning to make a actual novel but I will need help to fully complete it since I am not that good at writing figuring out a plot or any thing your opinions are helpful but haven't got any opinions so pretty difficult Comment your opinions it will be very helpful yeah I hope this novel thing works out I hope you have a good. time reading

Space opera, Regency romance, and an invitation to an Imperial ballroom among the stars ...<br><br>Captain Catherine Everington loves her starship, her crew, and their mission of interplanetary exploration. New worlds beckon, and Kit's always wanted to discover them. But a summons from her mother brings a reminder of Kit's family obligations, including the title and place she'd once given up among glittering Regency society, on the capitol planet.<br><br>The Regency is ending, and the new Emperor will take the Galactic Throne, which means he'll need to choose an Empress. But Arthur has never been a conventional heir, and he's fascinated by discoveries and languages and new frontiers. And an unconventional starship Captain with a love of the unknown might be exactly who he needs ...

BALLS IN YOUR JAWS BABY UEAHHHHJ Uh man obsessed with ball, but does what it in his jaws? Or does jaws want to be his balls? HMMMMMMMMMM

This is a story of how I acquired an actual lore with my grandfather's donkey.

There are many strong men in this world. But no matter how powerful one may be, there is always a single, undeniable weakness—the groin. This novel consists of independent episodes, each featuring a different duel. Warriors who take pride in their strength and skill clash in fierce battles, only to learn a single, painful lesson: "Let your guard down, and you will fall." Once undefeated champions, deadly assassins, legendary fighters, and street brawlers—all of them stand at the peak of their might, only to be brought down by a single, devastating strike. When the unavoidable pain strikes, pride and power crumble in an instant. This story portrays both the strength of men and their inevitable vulnerability. What does it truly mean to be strong? Through endless battles, warriors learn the price of arrogance and the cost of a single moment of carelessness. "Stay vigilant until the very end. If you don’t… your downfall will be swift and merciless."

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!

# 1V1 # NOBLELADY The female general has transmigrated to the future. When she opened her eyes, she saw someone snatching a child. She reached out without much thought, but who would have thought the little girl would hug her and say, “Mom, don’t throw me and Brother away!” Since the female general couldn’t go back, she raised her children and educated them. She beat up scumbags and saved men, and achieved another brilliant life. In the face of outrageous people, she was an ice queen. Grandma, sister-in-law, do any of you deserve my time? Faced with her children, it was like a spring breeze in summer. “Little Xing, you’re so smart! Shi Tou, you’re also a good baby!” In the face of men, she was indifferent. “Leave if you want to. You have legs, right? Go on then, I won’t walk you out.” She was a woman with thousands of faces. Even in another world, she was still the most dazzling one.