disney golf balls

balls are week and sensitive, vaginas take a pound i NG, cuz they want to act like pussies so what would you do honey?!

Nicolas Wolf had a quiet happy life. He got up every morning and full filled his daily routine, he was satisfied. He got a call it was his mother, Nick's sister had died. He attended her funeral, cried, and comforted his mother. Then a man in a lawyer's suit arrived at Nick's doorstep saying that his sister left something to him in her will. ------- THIS IS WON'T JUST BE DISNEY PARODIES ------- Hello, i hope you enjoy and fair warning. I have no idea how I am going to turn what was like a 5 minute idea into a legitimate story. So bare with me, because I am flying by the seat of my pants here, this should be enjoyable for anyone once i get the story truly rolling. If you have any thing to say please tell me, mainly because my content is undefined currently and i don't know which audience i should direct it towards.

A boy named Tsuyoshi and a dragon named Auruun having a great adventure together.They met a lot of friends from the journey.Auruun,Tsuyoshi and his friends tried to defeated a evil shapeshifting sorcerer who kidnapped Auruun's family and saved the day.

Immediately after winning the World Golf Championship, I fell to my knees in shock before my darling, frantically slapping my own face. "I deserve to die! I shouldn't have stolen Kael's championship title." Genevieve, still unsatisfied, twisted all my joints and used me as a human flagstick for Kael on the green. A golf ball struck hard between my legs, and she yanked my hair, forcing me to use my mouth to carry the ball into the hole. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day of the competition. Seeing Genevieve storming towards me in a rage, a sudden realization hit me. I was the true business tycoon all along!

Have you ever thought of what disney prince's think of the Disney princesses. How weird and awkward it must of been. like how they met, fell in love, and sang songs together without rehearsing it. What do each disney prince's think at first of their princesses

BALLS IN YOUR JAWS BABY UEAHHHHJ Uh man obsessed with ball, but does what it in his jaws? Or does jaws want to be his balls? HMMMMMMMMMM

This book is all about Disney Princesses' untold stories. let's unfold it and know that they also have a dark fairytale.

Adora Amirecan is born with a condition known as Alopecia universalis. She always hides inside their big house and goes out when it's school time. She considered school a nightmare and just waited until it's weekend where she could hide herself again in their lonely home. She wishes to stop attending school but the thought of losing her own battles sucks her up and tries to battle with her fear. She tried to make friends until she fell in love with someone she thought would love her for real. That feeling of being betrayed by her own feelings pulls her back again to hide.  How could she possibly have faced her fear when that man he trusted the most broke her and took all her confidence? Is love story really for her?

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!

# 1V1 # NOBLELADY The female general has transmigrated to the future. When she opened her eyes, she saw someone snatching a child. She reached out without much thought, but who would have thought the little girl would hug her and say, “Mom, don’t throw me and Brother away!” Since the female general couldn’t go back, she raised her children and educated them. She beat up scumbags and saved men, and achieved another brilliant life. In the face of outrageous people, she was an ice queen. Grandma, sister-in-law, do any of you deserve my time? Faced with her children, it was like a spring breeze in summer. “Little Xing, you’re so smart! Shi Tou, you’re also a good baby!” In the face of men, she was indifferent. “Leave if you want to. You have legs, right? Go on then, I won’t walk you out.” She was a woman with thousands of faces. Even in another world, she was still the most dazzling one.